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I've had an erection since around 11pm last night. I'm a little scared. When I was young I'd had rock hard boners all day. It was a problem, I haven't had an erection for this long in years. I'm not thinking or doing anything sexual. I'm just hard as fukk. LOL I can't even leave my room because I live with girls my pants and underwear and hella tight so my boner would stick out.

I don't brag on my dikk because I know girls have heard everything already and they don't believe any of it. I have super human erections. I can fukk all night, seriously. I can come, stay hard, and keep fukking. my sex sessions average about an hour. Girls be taping out and it's annoying because I fukk like I'm never going to have sex again. I'm trying to fukk till I pass out from exhaustion. I think girls think I'm just saying this shyt to impress them, but it's a curse. Ain't no quickies in my world. I think most guys average 20 minutes or so because thats when girls tell me I have lasting power or I can fukk.

I ain't bragging these are my dikk facts.

There's nothing worse than a girl who gets fukked once and quits. LOL, she said she wanted to get it beat up, I beat it up, and then they want to tap out.
Sounds like this guy is bragging. :manny:
 

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I wasn't expecting the belly shirt those 60s-70s nikkas were so flamboyant, I love it

bruh those cats dressed like the biggest bunch of booty bashers ever but i bet nobody would leave their girl round any of them for nan second :pachaha:

times were different but looking at the way some cats dress now they still the same :pachaha:
 

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Alright, I should actually study for the GRE. Took it on a whim and am ~17 points below the scores needed for top schools. Not bad but I probably shouldn't pay 200 bucks for a test I'm not gonna study for. I got you later this summer though. Dat ass is mine :demonic:
 
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