Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[PortCityProphet]

Coming down from the highest of highs to hit rock bottom. It's sobering. I hate it.

 

[At30wecashout]

I used to be mad at waking up in the middle of dreams...maybe I was having sex with someone I really wanted to, was eating something I loved, or had a toy
that I wasn't able to play with in real life.

I woke up mad as hell cause I was having a conversation with three girls in a dorm room, and when the conversation hit a lul, I started doing some cleaning and started
singing one of my favorite songs. One of the girls chimes in

"I love that song and that band."

I say "what song?"

She says "Arrow something..."

I say "What band?"

She was silent. I was silent, staring at her like :rocky:

I was gonna say some real slick shyt to her, but I couldn't catch my breath. The last 15 seconds of the dream was me mean mugging her and struggling to get words out.



I woke up laying face up with one of my sheets wrapped around my neck and one nostril completely clogged. Damn near died. I've been up for 40 minutes, and all I can think

of is the heat I had for that girls ass for not being able to name that shytIf I catch her in another dream, she gotta answer for that foolishness.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I was behind a truck on the interstate that was carrying a couch, and then all of the sudden, I see one of the cushions fly up into the air, and land right in front of me. I narrowly avoided it but I'm not sure how everyone behind me did. I almost got taken out by a couch cushion, of all things. At least it wasn't a log like the opening scene of Final Destination 2.

That almost happened to me once. One night I was getting onto the interstate as I'm on the on ramp I look in my Sideview mirror to see if I'm clear to merge on, I look back up and a goshdang love seat was sitting in the lane. I swerved to the left thankfully I was clear. As I drive by I see a dude with a flatbed full of furniture walking back to go get it.

 

[PortCityProphet]

It's so funny being out with a guy and seeing a female walk past with her back turned towards him and watching his eyes go from the back of her head and then directly to her ass.

It's a natural reflex we can't help it
I have to consciously try and make an effort not to. On some "don't look down, don't look down, don't look down" shyt. And you know how many times I've still looked down? You know how many times I don't peeked at somebody grammamma booty cause I can't help it

 

[HipHopStan]

That almost happened to me once. One night I was getting onto the interstate as I'm on the on ramp I look in my Sideview mirror to see if I'm clear to merge on, I look back up and a goshdang love seat was sitting in the lane. I swerved to the left thankfully I was clear. As I drive by I see a dude with a flatbed full of furniture walking back to go get it.

I think for now on, whenever I see a truck or anything carrying open cargo, I'm just gonna merge into another lane. Better safe than sorry.

 

[ba'al]

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

After a while their names don't matter. I thought Mac Dre was joking when he said he calls all his girls Alice. I get it now, when you're dealing with a lot of girls you don't want to call them another girl's name so calling all one name resolves it. I call girls momma and angel, Mac Dre called them Alice, Too Short calls them bytch. lol we got different names for the same thing. I dated a girl for months because I felt bad breaking up with her without knowing her name. I didn't want to ask her name because she'd be offended.


Whatever I like about a girl is her nickname. If a chick is from Canada her name is Canada to me. If she's the boss, her name is boss lady. I keep it simple.

Girls must have a hard time remembering the names of all the dudes that hit on them. Probably why the reject most of them.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I think for now on, whenever I see a truck or anything carrying open cargo, I'm just gonna merge into another lane. Better safe than sorry.

Yea man if I can help it I never ride behind someone toting furniture. Another time even further back I was driving about 2 and a half car lengths back and a table fell off the back of a truck and slid in front of me. Luckily I was able to swerve over a lane and avoid it.

 

[Marti]

We watched black panther again but in a predominantly white area

All the negros sat in the back while we sat in the front with the cacs

Cacs looked at that movie in amazement

 

[Pazzy]

 

[BigMan]

Had a dream I fukked Cardi b

 

[Pazzy]

 

[ba'al]

 

[ba'al]

An monde an mwen an si on planèt
An ka fimé tèlmen kè an pa nèt
Jwen an mwen dwèt ka kontyèn on barèt

 

[Prynce]

One of the most frustrating things is having to collaborate with people. Cause you'll never achieve anything without doing it, but you're only as good as the group when you collaborate.

Sifting through the dead weight to build the right team is annoying