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Marc Spector

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Im goin thru it right now. I have no peace and none of my big plans have come to fruition yet. Hate basically waiting for other people to progress my life
 

SeveroDrgnfli

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I got to stop getting drunk. I always want to get naked and I get hella slutty. I lose all self control, LOL it's fun, but it's not. I can handle liquor but something about beer makes me want to start a riot and impregnate as many women as possible. I had to leave because I was about to go in on my homie's sister in front of her BF and him. She was looking too good, I couldn't let her date a lame ass ugly ass nikka. nikka had no swag and a pot belly. No fine ass woman should settle for that.Thing is I have to drink for work, but I have to settle down. I remember having my shirt half on and I almost put my knife through a computer screen. I caught myself before I did it. I was walking in the street towards on coming traffic staring down cars. Dude went into the other lane to avoid me. I didn't budge, I was ready to die for that street in that moment. I'm home, I'm staying in my home.

fukk clothes, for real. fukk boyfriends, unless it's me! LOL. I'm going to bed.
 

ba'al

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Poh SIti Dawn

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Cut in front of some guy on a one way going up a hill to get to the train .He pulled behind my car after i parked and flashed a flash light and said "are you fukking stupid?" Tbh you were going to slow and i gotta catch that train to work. Maybe i shouldn't have risked a head on collision with opposing traffic lol and can make it more timelier but boy you moving too slow and its concrete day today. And i was watching steve mcqueen videos yesterday telljng myself i need me a rally porsche 911
 

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Ugly unattractive men tend to be the most critical of female looks.

I just heard my coworkers go clean in on a new female hire as if they don’t look like pigeon shyt on the stick.

Giving the girl a 5 rating as if they have the nerve :gucci:

I never see attractive men comment on female looks.

#uglynikkatrait
 

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Ugly unattractive men tend to be the most critical of female looks.

I just heard my coworkers go clean in on a new female hire as if they don’t look like pigeon shyt on the stick.

Giving the girl a 5 rating as if they have the nerve :gucci:

I never see attractive men comment on female looks.

#uglynikkatrait
let us be insecure ma damn
 

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The universe played the shyt out of me today. I got a call Friday for a gig that started today, 15 minutes from home. I'm all excited, it seem cool, so boom I show up and it's an office full older white people and 2 dogs sitting by the front door. So I'm like :merchant: Of course they are like "They are friendly, they don't bite" :stopitslime:It's a sheep dog and a golden retriever. The retriever didn't want any parts of me nor me of him. He was barking and growling at me. I'm like yo get yall dog! :picard::sadbron:So they say we have a morning meeting, I bend the corner and it's ANOTHER dog :why:. A black lab. Meeting was over and I go back to the room with the dude who was training me. He says he's going to 7-11 and he'll brb :heh: So I'm in the room alone and the recruiter calls me like "Yeah umm hi, we probably should have told you about the dogs...it's not going to be a good fit" :pachaha:. I was like :blessed: I've never been so excited about being let go in all my life. It was dog hairs and shyt all over the office chairs.
 

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The universe played the shyt out of me today. I got a call Friday for a gig that started today, 15 minutes from home. I'm all excited, it seem cool, so boom I show up and it's an office full older white people and 2 dogs sitting by the front door. So I'm like :merchant: Of course they are like "They are friendly, they don't bite" :stopitslime:It's a sheep dog and a golden retriever. The retriever didn't want any parts of me nor me of him. He was barking and growling at me. I'm like yo get yall dog! :picard::sadbron:So they say we have a morning meeting, I bend the corner and it's ANOTHER dog :why:. A black lab. Meeting was over and I go back to the room with the dude who was training me. He says he's going to 7-11 and he'll brb :heh: So I'm in the room alone and the recruiter calls me like "Yeah umm hi, we probably should have told you about the dogs...it's not going to be a good fit" :pachaha:. I was like :blessed: I've never been so excited about being let go in all my life. It was dog hairs and shyt all over the office chairs.
:francis::mjlol:
 

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The universe played the shyt out of me today. I got a call Friday for a gig that started today, 15 minutes from home. I'm all excited, it seem cool, so boom I show up and it's an office full older white people and 2 dogs sitting by the front door. So I'm like :merchant: Of course they are like "They are friendly, they don't bite" :stopitslime:It's a sheep dog and a golden retriever. The retriever didn't want any parts of me nor me of him. He was barking and growling at me. I'm like yo get yall dog! :picard::sadbron:So they say we have a morning meeting, I bend the corner and it's ANOTHER dog :why:. A black lab. Meeting was over and I go back to the room with the dude who was training me. He says he's going to 7-11 and he'll brb :heh: So I'm in the room alone and the recruiter calls me like "Yeah umm hi, we probably should have told you about the dogs...it's not going to be a good fit" :pachaha:. I was like :blessed: I've never been so excited about being let go in all my life. It was dog hairs and shyt all over the office chairs.
So basically they let u go cause u were black:francis:


Talking bout not a good fit:francis:
 
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