Home girl: You lied by not telling me about you having a girl.
Me: I wasn’t trying to get with you and I was a private person until I’m cool with someone:
Her: You messed up my chance of having a kid with you by lying:
Me:
Mind you, she has a 60+ year old cac “benefactor “ who she’s been with for years. Nikka put money down on her condo, so I never really pushed up now or then.