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SeveroDrgnfli

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LMAO, I am officially old.

I was at gas station and I saw a young brother dressed in all polo driving a Benz truck. He was younger than 20 for sure. He looked at me like I was bum ass nikka. LOL. I rolled up on my bike. I dress hella plain, so I get it. We're in line checking out and he couldn't afford to put five dollars of the cheapest grade of gas in his Benz. Dude had to return what he bought in cash and use half cash half card for five dollars of gas.

A) I've had a Benz for ten years and the only take premium gas. Furthermore any good Mercedes owner knows to only pump name brand gas.

B) I wear Polo and he was wearing older season shyt. So it was on clearance when he bought it. I get the new shyt.

C) Dude had the most basic fade of all time. That prison fade that the homies do for you in their living room.

HAHAHA, my bike is worth well over 1 grand. I had over 300 dollars cash on me. I just got back from spending 45 on a haircut and talking business with my homies. So I'm talking about making money with my money making homies while getting one of the most expensive haircuts in the city. I own my Benz and have for damn near ten years. My entire outfit was worth more than his and way more exclusive. I live in one of the hippest parts of the city so its hella expensive. I've lived here for almost 4 years. I don't live with my parents, hahaha. The cologne I wear cost more than half his outfit.

So he's broke as fukk. Dude is spending all his money on designer clothes and luxury car repairs. He probably doesn't own that Benz either.

When I was his age I'd think I was a bum ass nikka because I wasn't stunting at all. No labels, no whip, and I wasn't flexing my knot.

I'm on my grown man shyt breh. I don't need to flex for anybody anymore. I stunted for five years tough and I lived all my hood dreams. I hope that young man is gets all that young shyt out his system by the time he's my age.
 

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They need to spice the scratch card game up by having options to lose money on top of the £ you spend on the card. Three bitten apples you owe us £20 you eejit
 

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