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puffing on a blunt on my computer in my room with the window cracked and incense burning. Playing this



Contemplating my life, success and this girl got me thinking bout her lol
 
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Tenchi® said:
My lil bro texted me like "Ju you gotta listen to this nikka, make you wanna drive with no seat belt and shyt"

Mufukka sound like he bout to go to war with just 2 nikkas by his side



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skeetsinternal said:
This happened last week Wed or Tuesday. I go up in this strip club. I was actually hoping I bump into this chic who told me she worked there and actually wanted to fukk me there if I came or if I got a job there. This some dive joint in Irvington NJ. Brown Liquor, drugs and hoes fukking the customers at the bar type joint. I was on my way home taking the local roads and I was driving past this spot and I'm like :patrice: "that where Ole girl work at, I should stop by and see what up". I go up in there and it's hella thug nikkas, old Haitian nikkas, one bouncer, a Bartender and a old cac nikka in the corner on his phone looking out of place and the most busted dancers ever sitting down drinking, smoking and or fukking. So I proceed inside and walk up to the bar and ask, "can I get the same thing my man right here drinking?" She was like "what, orange juice?" I see she wasnt feeling me cuz I was some brand new ass nikka walking in and I doubt they got a license to sell alcohol so I was like "Yea, lemme get some orange juice but make sure my OJ made by Heineken". She smirked and cracked a smile and was like "iight I got you" and twirled around and came back with a cold Heiny and my change. So she in front of me and i
I asked her where the dancers at, she pointed them out on the left side of the bar and then pointed to the 2 chics on the right of the bar. One of the chics on the right was with some old Haitian nikka bouncing on his condom covered dikk but she was looking at me thirsty while doing her job. I was like "alrighty then". Clearly the girl I came to see wasn't there that day so I asked the Bartender if Porsha worked here, she said "no, not today". So the Bartender she asked what brings me here I told her I was just driving by and decided to stop in. She was like do you normally go driving and just decide to stop somewhere. I said yes, I often do that and even go on vacation by myself because I have the most fun that way. She asked me my sign I said Pisces and she said me too. Our birthdays was a day apart. I asked her her name and she told me (I forgot) and I told her a fake name. She asked me how my new year's was and I told her I worked then she told me she went on a cruise. I said that was fly and asked if she went out of Miami but she said no it was a New Years Eve cruise in NYC where she was able to see the new years festivities plus drink and party on the boat. I said that was dope and she proceeded to show me some pics on her iPhone. She goes thumbing thru her gallery on phone showing me the pics, I'm saying "damn these cute etc etc" We get interrupted and she goes to tend to nikka wanting a drink but leaves the phone with me and I'm going thru her gallery. I closed out the gallery and noticed her wallpaper was a pic of chic in a bathing suit. She comes back over and I ask who that pic on her wallpaper. She said "that's me". I said "dayumn, you real photogenic". She then showed me her Instagram and tells me she does some modeling and wants to get her brand out there. I immediately thought she was corny for saying that because I heard this crap on reality TV shows and it seems alot of chics out there basically practicing the same Instagram thot business model. After she said all that here comes thirsty big booty chic that was fukking on the right of the bar. Don't get me wrong she was cute and the baddest looking dancer in there. She ask me my name and I gave her the fake name, she said" hi, I'm (forgot wtf she said) you want a dance". I'm like "nah I'm good drinking these beers but maybe later" She she wanna fukk me and turns around so I can see her ass then she tugs on my dikk. :noah: I ask where in this spot we can go, she said over in the corner. I am like " I aint doing nothing with all these nikkas at the bar watching us" . I eventually got my senses and left. Ill be back tho
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Jheez, bytches really fukking nikkas openly in a strip club like that.

Strip clubs are tame in Britain in comparison to your experience
 
MoroccanBoy

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Some of my fights I'm the one wearing all black in the first two and the Moroccan one in the third video.





 
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