Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dwolf]

Deadass, yucca and cassava are totally diff. They different plants. I hate them wid a passion.

Facts B. Deadass son. Yo money

 

[Dwolf]

Just being cheerful pal how are ya?

Ole traveling to exotic lands face ass nikka

 

[ThaRealness]

I dont care if I was depressed, it was a positive time in my life damnit

 

[ThaRealness]

Man, this whole time I just needed to focus on getting p*ssy. Or maybe even finding love.. Anyone who says money over bytches hasnt experienced getting 0 p*ssy for an extended period of time

I got a date lined up and shyt, if that dont go as planned, Imma delete my dikk-pic stained tinder account, borrow my homie's phone, and set up a new one on the computer.

Man straight up, Imma get a motherfukking couch in my crib by sunday. Healthy snacks, posters, a clean room, baby wipes. am I missing anything?

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Critical Distance]

I simped a Coli favorite once

Y'all nikkas lied to me ain't no dimes on here

She was hit and bad built

She only gave me daps and reps but no nudes or number or anything else

Hell she exposed me for being thirsty

Long story short stop simping these bytches on here my Coli brothers

Majority of them hit with horrible bodies and poor p*ssy maintenance

And 3 that are decent are getting fukked by nikkas with roaches in the crib

Happy Holidays Coli I love ya'll

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

She a bytch

But the girl can sang

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

LMAO. This made me laugh for too many reasons to explain. I change my look up so much I forget what I liked and what I didn't like. I think this was a year ago. Idunno. The black Boy George, hella by accident. I threw this outfit on to buy some cigarettes. I remember waking up and grabbing shyt to wear.

The hat has a great story behind it too. I got that hat from a buyer for UO. This girl wanted me to model for her. Anytime she saw me in the city she'd tell me how fly I am or whatever. I don't try at all at this stage in my life. I used to try hella hard. I just put on clothes at this point. I focus on looking good naked nowadays. Anyway she started giving me clothes she wanted me to wear just to see how I'd rock them.

When she saw this fit she lost her fukking mind. Everyone did. I think I wore my Nike Waffles in cream, brown belt, and some very tight blue pants. Or my very tight rose pink pants. I think I wore the pink pants with this shyt. Only reason I retired those pants was because they got baggy as fukk as my body changed again. The stains on them were perfect. It took me months to get them looking mad dirty without actually being dirty.

My aesthetic isn't for everyone. But it's highly refined. I be killing shyt all day every day.

Even when I look bad its on purpose. I think I was going through my I never want to match again phase. That shyt was hot. I dress completely different now.

Funny thing is, there are no visible labels on my really fly clothes. The hat and the shirt alone are rent money for the average american. I don't rock those like that. I'm off stunting.

Shout out to my style Gods. Mac Dre and Killa Cam. I will wear anything. Excluding women's clothes, hahaha, I don't get down like that. Oh and a kilt. and overalls. fukk overalls. They're ugly as fukk.

Another unbelievable adventure I've been on. LOL my life is mad weird. I got mad clothes from girls this year. HAHAHA. The D is worth is. I fukk 'em, I feed 'em, and then we go get manicures and shyt.

I'll be out the door before they have work because I got work too. LOL.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Capitol]

This shows your lack of knowledge and maturity

I can see why u are in this rut

What are you talking about

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

She and Foxy are the women I could be with forever no matter what.

They're quirky, sexy, strong, feminine, vulnerable, and edgy. I swear in the 90s this type of chick was the standard, nowadays most girls are trash. Back in the day girls brought a lot to the table. Now they just try to look great all the time. That's cool and all, but what makes me attracted to a woman for over a decade is her personality and quirks. A woman who's growing as a person will match her look to her changes. My favorite GF of all time had similar personality traits, and a fat ass. She was physically a
7, but anyone who met her said she was a dime because of everything she brought to the table, including her amazing ass, sense of style, and sex appeal.

She'd dye her hair or start a new art project and it'd be dating another girl. It was tight.

I feel like there's two kind of dimes. The bad bytch and you have the good woman. Both loyal, both wifey material, but they're dimes for different reasons.

What I've learned is behind the scenes every bad bytch is a good ass woman who got hurt by someone they loved. Or they saw some fukked up shyt and aren't trying to go through that.

Jay Z said it best, "you can't turn a bad girl good, but once a good girl's gone bad she's gone forever."

I feel guilty about the girls I hurt intentionally and by accident. I definitely am the source of some girl's crazy behavior. I feel bad, I apologized this year, hopefully it means something to them.

My little homie is 20. I'm 30. LOL anytime he talks to me about girls I laugh my ass off. He doesn't know a god damn thing about girls. LOL neither did I.

I was trying to make out in kindergarten and shyt. I remember that shyt vividly. I probably got rejected 60 times by 3rd grade. I was always trying to fukk with way older girls. Tall ass girls too. Girls that scared me. I always go for girls that make me nervous. 20 plus years of going after girls who make me nervous has eased the nerves a bit.

Young men who want to grow up into men who aren't scared of girls have to gain experience with women that make them nervous. Going after girls that make you feel nothing, regardless of how pretty they are is not going to help. They also need to study the fukking game. I can't stress this enough, it's better to be in the game losing, getting embarrassed, getting clowned, and sucking than it is to be in the stands. Eventually you will learn to ball at a high level.

I don't think any of the players I know are great looking. They just know who they are and they stay in their lane.

Sometimes a woman will fukk with me just because I was confident enough to holler at her fine ass. Knowing damn well she's way out of my league. Thing is I always holler is a real calm way. It's not even hollering. All I really do is say hi, my name is blank, I smile with my eyes, and I say I had to meet you in my calmest voice. I lock eyes and keep that eye smile rocking until she breaks. I don't say much, it's how I say it and what I'm doing with my energy. I'm not scared, I'm not cocky, I'm not really hitting on her.

I'm selling the idea that she and I had to meet. I'm telling her this is destiny with my eyes. It took me a long time to learn that's my lane. I can't get a girl to want to fukk me based on looks alone. I got to bring her into my dark ass world. Once they're curious I got them.

My big bro is light skinned, wavy hair having, muscular dude. Girls just come to him. LOL I hated that shyt growing up. It forced me to find my lane. Nobody can be me so I do me to the fullest.

 

[The M.I.C.]

@stomachlines

 

[ba'al]