Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Capitol]

I really wonder sometimes if I fukked up myself with regards to women and sexuality in general. I have never been with a woman before and at the rate im going now it doesnt seem to be on the horizon either. Since I discovered masturbation when I was younger I would constantly do it to the point where from middle school to high school I didnt give a damn about actually interacting with them. Why would I put in effort when I can find a grown women that looked better to do whatever I was into at the time in 3 seconds? Masturbation, next to nail biting is the longest and most consistent habit I have had my whole life

 

[Ol’Otis]

Yeah I might have my phone turned off next month

I got wifi in my spot and I rarely talk on the phone anyway

I'll just use my trap phone

 

[Pazzy]

I really wonder sometimes if I fukked up myself with regards to women and sexuality in general. I have never been with a woman before and at the rate im going now it doesnt seem to be on the horizon either. Since I discovered masturbation when I was younger I would constantly do it to the point where from middle school to high school I didnt give a damn about actually interacting with them. Why would I put in effort when I can find a grown women that looked better to do whatever I was into at the time in 3 seconds? Masturbation, next to nail biting is the longest and most consistent habit I have had my whole life

Nothing wrong with masturbation and I doubt that that has to do with your social skills.

Stop pressuring yourself to be some mack daddy or player trying to sleep around with multiple women. Maybe that's not your path. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Thirst trappin granny

Belle Shirleen

 

[Stir Fry]

Yeah I might have my phone turned off next month

I got wifi in my spot and I rarely talk on the phone anyway

I'll just use my trap phone

If you have a comcast account, you can use it to automatically connect to any xfinity hotspots in the area. Use Google Voice/Facetime for text and calling over Wi-Fi. That's how we got our daughter's ipod set up.

 

[Capitol]

Nothing wrong with masturbation and I doubt that that has to do with your social skills.

Stop pressuring yourself to be some mack daddy or player trying to sleep around with multiple women. Maybe that's not your path. Nothing wrong with that.

Semen is life essence. Only in this backwards ass country is constant masturbation seen as normal

 

[Pazzy]

thank you state farm for introducing me to this great song

 

[At30wecashout]

Just created a bomb Chicken sausage and pineapple soup with vegetable pasta, mushrooms, spinach, and chopped tomatoes right off the vine:letyasoulglow:

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

LMAO got a job offer from one of the biggest restaurateurs in the game right now. I declined, everybody was shocked. I don't need a fukking job. I need investors. I know the kitchen game. Any chef would be lucky to have a second like me because I go fukking hard in a kitchen. My knife skills are lacking, there's a lot I can't do, but I get better by the week, and what I can do I do at a high level. So naw, I'm never surprised when a chef wants me in their kitchen.

I'm not going to front on dude, his food is fire, but I don't like the expression of it. It's boring and white. How many times can tri tip be done? How many times can an egg be added to some shyt? That shyt is corny to me. I don't want to charge 200 dollars a plate for some cracker ass cracker food.

How many times are non white people going to make white food? I refuse to work for a minority who's expression is not their own.

My chefs and I discuss this often at work. All fine dining is white food, that shyt is boring, even white people are over it. That's why the price of tacos has skyrocketed. Im not going to name drop, but yeah, this spot has three locations.

I've got a lot of great professional compliments this year. My sous chef said my presentation looks beautiful. He hasn't ever said anything nice to me, lol, he's dope as fukk too, so that meant a lot to me. And Momofuku offering me shyt without seeing my food or be submitting a resume proves my perspective on food is the future.

Why would I leave my team. We're like the Lakers. We have hella awards for a gang of shyt. fukk a michelin star. The people have no say in who gets stars, but all the awards we have are influenced by the people.

LMAO why the fukk am I sad? I got an offer from one of the eatery groups in the country, my sous chef finally said something nice to me, and I won an award this year. I'm still not happy, in fact I'm kind of pissed and sad. I hate being me. I swear to fukking God. Why can't I just be happy?

 

[BigMan]

Nothing wrong with masturbation and I doubt that that has to do with your social skills.

Stop pressuring yourself to be some mack daddy or player trying to sleep around with multiple women. Maybe that's not your path. Nothing wrong with that.

Too much madturbation and porn has documented negative effects on social interaction and performance

 

[Ol’Otis]

A lot of DMX's music has aged terribly

 

[Zero]

A lot of DMX's music has aged terribly

95% of Flesh sounds awful now. I was shocked

 

[Regine Hunter]

someone said to give "She's gotta have it" a try.
so i gave it a try.



NAH.
One star.

 

[Splash]

So this morning STANDING in the crib...
I took money outta my wallet, I gave it to my sister to go get some drinks
She was taxin me for more I reach back into my pocket, THE WALLET IS GONE

She thought I was playin its a whole half a day later I still aint found the shyt

I legit can't process this, I was standing, i didn't move, even if i set it down there was like a table near by and thats it

what is this

I need my shyt

 

[Esco]