SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
LOL breh, it's crazy how feminine and masculine I am at the same time. I'm a pretty nikka, I can't front on that. I have multiple skin treatments for different stages of the day. I get manicures. I shave my arm pits, chest, and private areas. I try to be clean shaven. I also use real tools everyday. I bleed everyday. I work with fire, steel, sharp shyt, and raw meat. I build shyt weekly. my hands usually have oil on them, either from mechanical work, or cooking.
I have a tool kit for working on shyt, and I have a tool kit for work. I don't know many men who can do work on cars still, can use a knife properly, can shave properly, and can fix shyt. I'm lightweight kind of handy. I fix drains everyday, I fix electric shyt, ovens, flat top grills, slicers, I hone knives, I work on bikes damn near daily. I took my entire bike apart 4 times today in an hour. My tool kit keeps getting bigger and I can use every tool in it too. I know the difference between tools and how to look up exploded schematics.
I can even stitch bad cuts up and set broken bones. I have multiple times for myself and others. Shout out to my momma for forcing me to learn that shyt as a child.
Like my momma told me, she raised me to be the man a woman should want to marry if she's a real ass bytch. I worl hard everyday, I bring home the bacon, I really work out, I can cook and clean at a professional level, I'm self motivated, and it makes me physically ill to accept anything from a woman other than p*ssy, and, and t*ts.
All my exes told me the benefits of dating me make it really hard to not date me. I don't view myself as spoiling girls. I just give them access to my resources. My girls don't gotta do shyt but look good and not argue with them. I cook, I fukk, I work, I just need space to be me. I can't do boundaries and rules.
That's the only catch. Girls luhh boundaries. Well, the ones worth dating do. Only thing I'd never let a girl do is drive my car or have my pin number. I will never trust any woman with my money. She gets an allowance. Other than that I don't show her the real bag. fukk that. Trust no nikka and trust no bytch with the bag, that's law.
LMAO my mom is hella secretive with her money too. I get it from her. She has money everywhere. She's a smart woman.
My kitchen won got awarded as one the most interesting sandwiches in the bay. LMAO guess who made that shyt, your boy! My bosses designed the food, I helped a little, but I made the shyt. So, I'm taking a lot of credit for that. Chef's don't actually cook, surprise! Chef's tell cooks what to do. I am a cook. My bosses are chefs.
I know nobody cares, I'm not going to lie. I wish somebody did, it'd be nice to celebrate with someone. My only friend is out of town. This cook life is mad lonely. I'm proud of me regardless of anyone being proud of me. Congratulations to me, from me, I wish myself many more successes in my field of choice. Thank me.
I have a tool kit for working on shyt, and I have a tool kit for work. I don't know many men who can do work on cars still, can use a knife properly, can shave properly, and can fix shyt. I'm lightweight kind of handy. I fix drains everyday, I fix electric shyt, ovens, flat top grills, slicers, I hone knives, I work on bikes damn near daily. I took my entire bike apart 4 times today in an hour. My tool kit keeps getting bigger and I can use every tool in it too. I know the difference between tools and how to look up exploded schematics.
I can even stitch bad cuts up and set broken bones. I have multiple times for myself and others. Shout out to my momma for forcing me to learn that shyt as a child.
Like my momma told me, she raised me to be the man a woman should want to marry if she's a real ass bytch. I worl hard everyday, I bring home the bacon, I really work out, I can cook and clean at a professional level, I'm self motivated, and it makes me physically ill to accept anything from a woman other than p*ssy, and, and t*ts.
All my exes told me the benefits of dating me make it really hard to not date me. I don't view myself as spoiling girls. I just give them access to my resources. My girls don't gotta do shyt but look good and not argue with them. I cook, I fukk, I work, I just need space to be me. I can't do boundaries and rules.
That's the only catch. Girls luhh boundaries. Well, the ones worth dating do. Only thing I'd never let a girl do is drive my car or have my pin number. I will never trust any woman with my money. She gets an allowance. Other than that I don't show her the real bag. fukk that. Trust no nikka and trust no bytch with the bag, that's law.
LMAO my mom is hella secretive with her money too. I get it from her. She has money everywhere. She's a smart woman.
My kitchen won got awarded as one the most interesting sandwiches in the bay. LMAO guess who made that shyt, your boy! My bosses designed the food, I helped a little, but I made the shyt. So, I'm taking a lot of credit for that. Chef's don't actually cook, surprise! Chef's tell cooks what to do. I am a cook. My bosses are chefs.
I know nobody cares, I'm not going to lie. I wish somebody did, it'd be nice to celebrate with someone. My only friend is out of town. This cook life is mad lonely. I'm proud of me regardless of anyone being proud of me. Congratulations to me, from me, I wish myself many more successes in my field of choice. Thank me.
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