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Just had a weird dream.
I was on this island and it was kinda popping party wise. Had a ton of people there. There was this one dude who was with a group of about 4 of his boys, and he wasn't getting any women. So as his boy who's encircled by chicks is swimming in the water he breaks the circle of women and tries to hop on dude back. Ole buddy and his other boys get pissed and go off on dude and tell him that he always fukking up the vacations. All the way back to the time in Manhattan Beach. Then all the girls start clowning him. One chick even photographed dude's sad face. So I'm chilling next to a pier and look up from that and see a heavy set chick floating through the air to land on the pier. After that I go over to the brooding dude who's alone and he says something about my sister so the I start throwing hands with him in the water and as I'm bout to body slam him he points behind me and it was my sister there. So we stop and then I tell dude let's go get a sandwich. We go up to the pier into a room and there's Rick Fox selling sandwiches out a box. I look down and there's 3 ragedy ass unwrapped looking sandwiches in this box. And dude I'm with reaches down there picks up a sloppy built struggle turkey sandwich inspects it and puts it back in the box. I said "why you had to grab the one I'm getting?" So I grab it and Rick Fox says "finally! I been trying to sell that turkey sandwich every Friday but no one wants it. I'll give it to you for a nickel." I pay dude a nickel and take the sandwich.
Then I wake up.
:wtf:
 

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If you're a target of my ire, I will get you.

Don't trust my smile, don't trust my well wishes..we cloak ourselves with bright light to hide our dark weapons.

Break up the mind, shatter the heart and scatter the remains to the wind and I'll make you nothing but a hollow vessel made for the fires.

You will never know all of my secrets.
 

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Coli dudes get weirder and weirder every year that I post.


You can't be that butt hurt about some body curving that you'll never meet!!

Anywhoodles... I hope everyone has a good weekend. I
Girl have u been catching the sneak diss remarks by the jealous nikkas on here mad because the attractive men on here get more attention? :sas2:


Its not my fault that @YouMadd? Looks like a fukking model

Its not my fault @BmoreGorilla lining could cut cement.

Its not my fault , i drowned in @Houston911 waves
 

Rev Leon Lonnie Love

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This nikka needs to drop the full song breh...i been waiting :noah::noah::noah:


"i dont wanna give up on looooove. I got more instore for uuuuuuuuus" :singingshaq:
 
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