Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yusuke's dream of coli recognizing japanese 80s music is coming to fruition


And this shyt highkey bangs

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

...This is one thing about getting older. I don't feel or look very old, and I have to be conscious of this type of shyt. I was skating today (40 aint cold to me) and
some chick rolls up and starts talking about how scary it is to skate with the kids on the scooters moving around in the way. I was poking fun, making jokes, but emphasizing they are
just kids so its no big deal...whatever. She was cute as fukk AND into skating. Golden ticket, right? Well I was more about my tricks so I didn't say anything more...kept skating.
Later see her roll out with a backpack onFor all I know, she was a Highschooler. It ain't easy to know who is what age at this point. Every single chick I look at, I do a mental
ID check now. Never realized this would be something I would have to think about.

Don't touch no highschool breh

Don't do it

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

When it comes to women

"Suck....never chew"


@Otis Kane Jr. know what i'm talmbout

 

[Aphrodite]

Don't sleep on me

Dead ass

 

[At30wecashout]

Don't touch no highschool breh

Don't do it

Yea its not in my plans, but I've met old looking young people, and young looking old people, and sometimes you hold good conversation with a random chick and just don't
know. Never forget when I was 18 chopping it up with a 14 year old who was also interested in physics, comics,etc. I felt bad after asking someone how old she was later, cause
I was ready to roll out the red carpet.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Cause we all know boy these hoes be choosing
And if the money right then you won't be Boogie
Why you at the studio you don't do music
I tell you I love you and you telling me to prove it
Listen
These nikkas hating on me....your girlfriends want me
And bad decisions always make for the best stories
And I don't know what you want from me because
You the one I'm trying to wake up to every damn morning

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I'm a Taurus

HAHAHA, I meant I'd only fukk with one of those crazy ass bytches. That's wild. All the Taurus women I know are like my mom, hella crazy, how are you so chill?

 

[Aphrodite]

HAHAHA, I meant I'd only fukk with one of those crazy ass bytches. That's wild. All the Taurus women I know are like my mom, hella crazy, how are you so chill?

I'm a 'good' crazy.

But I don't like conflict.
I can overlook a lot.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

BruhI was on my "Just click the recommends" shyt earlier in the day and ended up on DJ Smallz vids and whatnot. First it started with that chick Asian Doll

I was like"I could not talk to this simpleton."

But I was still clicking videosBruh I wanna blow her back out. Then they start talmbout beef......with whom? Cuban doll

I'm thinking "Damn, lemme hear her music".

Two minutes and 4 videos later(yea, didn't listen to any for long) i'm like "This why I can't be around hood chicks."

But then I realized I would not pull out of herbut then in a video it mentioned how she got onEnter Molly Brazy

I grew up with chicks like this. I ain't new-age "forget where I came from" type. All I know is "raw and regret" never made more sense for me than it did
November 11th, 2017 cause I would run through all three of them chicks, especially Molly. I ain't seen this many videos about hoodrats a day in my life...

I wanna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive in:letyasoulglow:

Pass, been there done that. Not worth after math.

 

[At30wecashout]

Pass, been there done that. Not worth after math.

I know, I know. I love the good girls from the burbs (). Anytime I start to think about the round-the-way girl, I realize I need to change "the way" before I look 'round.
Its no good news near my neighborhood.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I am a-fukking-mazing!


I deserve an award.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I'm a 'good' crazy.

But I don't like conflict.
I can overlook a lot.

I'm naturally drawn to your sign, I like how consistent ya'll are. I really love how ya'll communicate your boundaries and needs clearly. HAHAHA, thank God you can over-look a lot. Taurus women that I've dated always try to change me, again they're good at communicating their expectations, and when they're not getting the results they want they continue to communicate their expectations. I'm a Sagittarius and I'm wild. I do not like being controlled. Helpful coachful and direction is different than trying to control someone. I need a Taurus woman in my life because they're not scared of me and they balance me out.

BUT!!!!!!

They have to trust that I am being responsible in my own way and if I'm not changing something after it's been suggested one billion times it's best to drop the fukking issue. I do not like arguing, but if someone picks at me about something I don't want to talk about I let them know in a cold way to never bring the shyt up again.

You are not crazy, ya'll drive me crazy, and then I make ya'll crazy. Crazy in love is how I'd describe my relationships with Taurus women, excluding my mom, she just crazy and controlling.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I know, I know. I love the good girls from the burbs (). Anytime I start to think about the round-the-way girl, I realize I need to change "the way" before I look 'round.
Its no good news near my neighborhood.

Bro, they will change your life. I dated three in a row, breh, I'm still recovering from those three bytches. Nothing like dating a bad bytch, who knows she's bad, and embraces that role. If you can find a young one you can control. Put the mack down on her on some old school shyt, lock it down. Or find an older bad bytch who's more on her professional shyt like Gucci's wife. Remember a pretty bytch has the ego of a successful man. You gotta let her be the boss sometimes but always be daddy. Learn to say no and mean no. Don't let her hear yes too much.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Shouts out to Nate, I jackball and I bop, I flex
Got neck from all these thots I sex
Rastafari them shottas yes
House safari, mi casa, yes
Poppy fields of that popeye
She came to party, she popped a Molly
I said "come to papa", she said "papa, yes"


I got that Mmm Mmm
I got that God damn
I'm yo pusha man
I'm yo, I'm yo pusha man
Pimp slapping, toe taggin
I'm just tryna fight the man
I'm yo pusha man
I'm yo, I'm yo pusha man

 

[DreadBrown]

Made some plans with my big titty mix race gyal for this weekend



I gotta be careful tho she been trying to get a baby out me



I dont need no more problems right now

She got me