People always look at me crazy when I say I hate the beach. But I can't stand the fukking sand. Ain't nothing but another name for dirt except it gets everywhere!
I smashed a chick on the beach a few years ago I thought I had crabs cause I was itching so bad. I was so scared. Shaved my pubes and everything. Still itched from the sand.
I'm out here now and have sand inside my damn ears. Gosh I hate the beach