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Eh it’s been more like 500 years...:patrice:

Anywho, I think it’s more important for us to focus on your needs as opposed to mine. Since you’ve been formally diagnosed as gay, it’s imperative that we find you a man that can stimulate your mind as well as your prostate. @Critical Distance is the perfect man for the job, so I will sacrifice my own needs to help you, seeing as you’re my dearest friend...:mjgrin:
@Critical Distance yearns for you on a hourly basis though. Who am I to deny a man of his true love :wow:
 

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@Critical Distance yearns for you on a hourly basis though. Who am I to deny a man of his true love :wow:

@Critical Distance hates me, he said I’m the reason you two can’t be together, because I’ve gotten between you. I’m trying to make amends by staying out of your relationship so I need you to be cooperative and just tell him how you feel...:mjgrin:
 
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