Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Kaguya]

You model?

I'm trying to get more into it but yes, very light weight

 

[chargers31]

 

[Paradise]

Senior citizen homes are straight college for old nikkas, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Think of everything you did in college, everything


They doing all that shyt, all of it

That's why there is a surge of the elderly getting STDs

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

I got this coupon for grand opening of "great clips" across the street. Any haircut for 5 bucks. I just ain't trying to get my shyt fukked up but at that price.

That price
That risk

Thank god my forehead big

My forehead is tiny.
My natural hairline has my hair growing all in my face.
Then new barbers sometimes get too happy pushing it back to a "normal" placement.

My name is Alex

What are the chances??
I was tripping out thinking you'd never seen Jeopardy
But it was just serendipity.
Anyway, that's a fitting name, Mr. Helper-of-Man

It didnt get ripped out.

It got snagged or pulled. It wasn't that bad. At a certain part I just started naming body parts to make yall squirm lol. :teylol:

There's that provocateur nature I was talking about.

This is why I blocked and deleted her from everything .

So it was for you.
And I was just yanking your chain earlier, tryna inject some levity.

@Mojo Jojo Morpheus this is thirst lmfao.

When you've got the juice all the hunnies wanna sip.
You should know.

So now RT think Rihanna basic


y'all legit be in y'all own universe sometimes

:ushersuretho:

nikka, how you gunna post Millie Mucho and Jada Kingdom on the regular and even draw breath to try to say Rihanna is anything close to "thick".
AND she's ALWAYS been over-rated to me.
She's lucky she know how to play the side-piece role or Jay wouldn't have given her a career, 'cuz the bish sure as hell can't sing.

 

[Zero]

I might have to just gon head and shoot my shot with this broad















She aint thinking about me, she just doin her damn job

 

[Kaguya]

@Prima Donna a source tells me you're in the entertainment industry

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Guess it's chipotle for lunch today

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Rihanna's body is so mediocre, she's built like a mexican woman.

... my measurements are 32/24/35...

PSA: if anyone knows anyone who speaks Japanese let me know I need to talk to them HOLLA HOLLA

YO, @SuperGrizzy.

 

[Aphrodite]

@Prima Donna a source tells me you're in the entertainment industry

lol who told you?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

nikka, how you gunna post Millie Mucho and Jada Kingdom on the regular and even draw breath to try to say Rihanna is anything close to "thick".
AND she's ALWAYS been over-rated to me.
She's lucky she know how to play the side-piece role or Jay wouldn't have given her a career, 'cuz the bish sure as hell can't sing.

Thickness is relative here



Now you taking low blows talmbout he singing

 

[Ol’Otis]

@Prima Donna a source tells me you're in the entertainment industry

 

[Aphrodite]

Why was he calling her a 'fakkit'?

 

[Giselle]

I do this irl when I think think about certain things. LOL

"WHY!?"

The faces I make aren't as ugly though. lol

 

[Kaguya]

lol who told you?

It was in TC i don't remember exactly who, I was telling them that I was afraid