Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Yinny]

And I'm singing this to my new hubby at our wedding reception


Give it up, give it alllll

 

[Ol’Otis]

Faggit ass thread

I'm ghost like Power

 

[75 Others]

Growing up in a semi-struggle setting and now being a father is tough.

For example, my 7 year old stays in my ear about buying him the new Nintendo Switch. I am all about him getting shyt I couldn't have when I was a child, new shyt was either XMas or BDay.

I kinda wanna play that Splattoon 2 too, shyt look dope. Wife says wait for XMas, but lil man keep trying to hustle me, and I pass a GameStop he hits me with "I think they have the Switch in there Dad" in his British accent

It's hard resisting buying stuff your kid really wants

 

[Gully Bull]

@ the last page

@iBrowse @Mojo Jojo Morpheus

 

[Chill]

Bro just ignore them. I think to even engage in some bullshyt like this to defend your heterosexuality is giving some degree of legitimacy to their argument suggesting that they could have a point.

Like I mentioned to @Chill yesterday, this is what happens when you have too much time on your hands lmao.

what type of flirting are we talking about

cause i must be bi then by this logic

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I'm going to try kangaroo meat tonight .

 

[Chill]

i'm finally catching up on the thread and holy fukking shyt

 

[DCSpinerz]

You tumblr people really are weird, and not in the unique way.

I saw one person page with toys, dildos, chains, and other demonic things.

 

[M'gann]

Plus your snap .

 

[Regine Hunter]

I'm hungry

 

[Marti]

I go to work bangin this shyt every morning


This song litty brehs



Going to wisconsin dells this weekend with the gang


I look good as fukk in my swim suits

This weight loss journey is the shyt brehs

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Will SoundCloud Last

@8.TRES

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'm hungry

I ain't eat shyt last night

This yo fault

 

[iBrowse]

I saw one person page with toys, dildos, chains, and other demonic things.

This is Drake (I know of all people lol) back in 2011:

“I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is Tumblr. I hate what Tumblr has become. Because it like, it reminds me of those clique-y girls in high school that used to make fun of everyone else and define what was cool, but in five years, when you all graduate, that shyt doesn’t matter. No one gives a fukk about that shyt. Instead of kids going out and making their own moments, they’re just taking these images and living vicariously through other people’s moments. It just kills me. Then you’ll meet them and they’re just the biggest turkey in the world. They don’t actually embody any of those things. They just emulate. It’s scary man, simulation life that we’re living. It scares me.”

 

[Judo]

This is Drake (I know of all people lol) back in 2011:

“I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is Tumblr. I hate what Tumblr has become. Because it like, it reminds me of those clique-y girls in high school that used to make fun of everyone else and define what was cool, but in five years, when you all graduate, that shyt doesn’t matter. No one gives a fukk about that shyt. Instead of kids going out and making their own moments, they’re just taking these images and living vicariously through other people’s moments. It just kills me. Then you’ll meet them and they’re just the biggest turkey in the world. They don’t actually embody any of those things. They just emulate. It’s scary man, simulation life that we’re living. It scares me.”

Damn. Drake hit that shyt on the perfect note.
By FAR the best description of tumblr I have ever read.