Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Medulla Oblongata]

I am disliked by a select few because I "look like a bedwench"

 

[Judo]

Half my whole damn life right here.

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

If I had my profile picture as some
thick biracial woman I wouldn't get any flack A plain looking black girl is automatically a wench

BUT LOOK LMAO, rain man ass said I was a "bitter c*nt" because I don't have a boyfriend, I'm fresh out of high school what do I need a boyfriend for

I'll break it down for you, young one.
For the past 8 years or so, Youtube, Twitter, Tumblr and some other social media apps I can't think of right now have been awash with Black women who share certain traits.
These traits include but are not limited to:

• Natural hair
• Medium to Dark complexion
• Feminist/womanist leanings
• Pro-Black rhetoric
• A septum piercing
• A white BF/Husband
• A strong, vocal disdain for Black men

Now, it's only that last trait that made them targets for the Coli's "militants" but the Internet being the reductive place that it is, all you need is the 1st trait to arouse suspicions of having all the others, especially the last 2.

There's a whole Coli-developed theorem on the inception of such women, along with a helpful pictograph.
I'll edit this post with it once I leave the bank.

 

[Malta]

I have an idea that's not available on any app store that people can actually use and has a new user base every year.....but I don't know how to code. Might get a course from Udemy and take an actual course on coding just to see what a crude version would look like.

 

[Regine Hunter]

I already feel insecure bout my acne. Roasting me wasn't gonna make that any better.



People are a$$holes. I've been trying to get rid of acne for months...I didn't need this.

 

[Kaguya]

We're even fukking up space with garbage lmfao.

My coworker was telling me about a mega trash pile the size of a small country in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean

 

[Neuromancer]

Please no spoilers

you don't want those spoilers.

 

[Zero]

If this pot pie don't hurry up and cool off


Might fukk around and pull a Claude Banks

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

It's time

 

[iBrowse]

My coworker was telling me about a mega trash pile the size of a small country in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean

I love salmon and tuna steak too smh.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

I already feel insecure bout my acne. Roasting me wasn't gonna make that any better.



People are a$$holes. I've been trying to get rid of acne for months...I didn't need this.

have u fried Aloe Vera

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I know I'd come thru. Just let yo boss know.
What do you do at work breh?:obamaaa:

These wheelchairs destroying my back

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I already feel insecure bout my acne. Roasting me wasn't gonna make that any better.



People are a$$holes. I've been trying to get rid of acne for months...I didn't need this.

This is why you punch these nikkas

 

[LinusCaldwell]

@Larry Legend check pm

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Smackdown Recap 8/1/2017 @Kinguno