Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

What's with guys facetiming me unannounced? Is this a thing? Can I get a hello I'd like to e-pull up on you text or something?

I hate this. I need to be prepared. I just had to get at my friend about this same shyt last week.

Its first thing in the morning and I ain't even washed my face yet. Chill, Bruh!

 

[K.Dot]

Yeah...no. It's about to be a wrap. He keeps making reference to "our" future and how he wants to take care of me.

I have no choice but to end it at this point.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Why do the wrong men do all the RIGHT things.



Ugh!

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

He is freaking me out, Breh.

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

So my mom used the money I gave her for everything but for the reason why I gave it to her in the first place.

Alright.​

 

[K.Dot]

He is freaking me out, Breh.

Time for me to shine

 

[The M.I.C.]

thanks breh, gonna try it out.

This is one I did in 5 minutes on my phone for example.

 

[Neuromancer]

This is one I did in 5 minutes on my phone for example.

Ron Swanson.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Why do the wrong men do all the RIGHT things.



Ugh!

What's your definition of the "wrong" man?

 

[Blackout]

What's with guys facetiming me unannounced? Is this a thing? Can I get a hello I'd like to e-pull up on you text or something?

 

[iBrowse]

There are so many familiar faces on Tinder and Soulswipe thotties cross NYC and Jersey, I thought you was in a relationship buddy?

So soulswipe is the black version of tinder or something?

 

[iBrowse]

So my mom used the money I gave her for everything but for the reason why I gave it to her in the first place.

Alright.​

My mom tends to forget that I have a job, always calling me to go do something for her. shyt, I'm going to have to take her to the airport today and she was supposed to have called me by now to get her but of course she's going to wait until the last minute to rush because why the fukk not?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

"Man I can't listen bobby v anymore, this gonna hurt"


I mean he got like maybe 3 top hits...he was aight

 

[Ol’Otis]

I need to bust a move

 

[Yinny]

So soulswipe is the black version of tinder or something?

I guess, it's buggy as shyt though. Barely lets me know when I have messages.

I've def seen white brehs on here anyway, we can't have anything