Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[nose hair]

@stomachlines

I ain't heard this 1 in a minute

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[TheLostOnes]

You try me. You really do lol

@TheLostOnes makes me wanna spoil him. Him and @thewiz703 are so cute.

Wait, what?

@TheLostOnes what you think about bron on lakers

I can't deny the obvious improvement if he did join, but it's definitely hard to look at

Honestly.....it would be weird because this team is young and just trying to get their chemistry flowing. Especially since, DLO is gone and Lonzo is coming in. Plus, this team still has a issue of playing defense. Even if he came, they wouldn't be championship tier tier immediately. They got a ways to go.

 

[TheLostOnes]

I swear, messing up my knee has been a blessing on the low because this heatwave is ridiculous and haven't had to go out there.

 

[Pazzy]

If you're in the wrong, own up to that shyt.

 

[TheLostOnes]

If it is true that Usher is out here dirty dikking Misses, then that is fukked up smh. Stayed with the condom on and make sure you get yourself checked out before and after you have had sex with someone

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

She got a whole booty sitting on her upper torso

 

[DarrynCobretti]

Start a fight with a woman with no panties on, then let her mount you with her p*ssy near your face (on your shirt), then gag and complain about the smell.

Ayo that was some straight sucker shyt.

That bum ass nikka antagonized that big girl just for attention - and she apparently wasn't even trying to do anything except defend herself.

You can see the hoe in nikkas like that who usually don't have that same energy when they're face to face with another man.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

20 points from breaking back into the 700 credit score range and I haven't even finished paying off the rest of my debt
Be financially stable brehs

 

[DarrynCobretti]

If it is true that Usher is out here dirty dikking Misses, then that is fukked up smh. Stayed with the condom on and make sure you get yourself checked out before and after you have had sex with someone

Word. Although to be fair homie tried to warn these hoes on his Confessions album.

 

[DarrynCobretti]

20 points from breaking back into the 700 credit score range and I haven't even finished paying off the rest of my debt
Be financially stable brehs

go ahead flex a little brehette

 

[Dontay Flaco]

Spoiler: We only like lightskins

Nah we like chocolate too

 

[MollyGalaga]

Compelled to put on suit for some reason

dont let this distract u from the fact that chip tha ripper rapped on this beat first

 

[Regine Hunter]

Don't answer nikkas texts brehs

 

[Chill]

someone put me out of my misery with my arms always hurting