Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Aphrodite]

Spoiler

I wanna get bounced in the air now.

 

[At30wecashout]

Man..... I'm sweaty as fukk. Calisthenics is the way to go.

Staying in shape for your woman should be mandatory.

You have to pick her ass from off the floor. Like

If u can't then . Love when I have the physical advantage over women.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaacts. I tell brehs, when you can pump fake an electric chair drop and eat your girls coochie when you hold her on your shoulders up against a wall

Then hit her with a sit-out power bomb and control her body while you get what you wantI don't know how frail gang does it, especially when they pushing BBWs. Being able to

move a chick from the floor, to the desk, then the bed, with her feet NEVER touching the floorshe gonna be wetter than a man's eyes in child support court.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

@MobayCorleone stay cheatin yo, smh

Wah? A weh yuh a seh?

*kisses teeth*


Yuh a @Tenchi Ryu baby pupa. Mi nuh wan nuh business with yuh lying rass. Mi aint nuh gaylish.

Mi a island mon looking fi luv. Nuh lie pon mi gyal.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Spoiler

I wanna get bounced in the air now.

You too tall

 

[Dwolf]

Spoiler

I wanna get bounced in the air now.

Get a trampoline

 

[Prynce]

I stand 6'1 or 6'2 depending on the day

I started exercise and eating healthy 4 weeks ago

I keep my feet pedicured and my nails neat

I exfoliate and wear mud masks

I wash my hair daily and keep a nice cut. My hair is getting long again

I take care of my skin. I dress in nice clothes and wear cologne.

I came a long why from that little kid that use to play tackle football outside and got into fist fights

 

[Aphrodite]

You too tall

Lol no. Its been done before.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Lol no. Its been done before.

 

[Mac Brown]

Trust...I already know lol
It's in your nature.

You know all of this astrology shyt?

What about us Sagittarius men?

I wanna see if it applies to me or not

 

[Critical Distance]

Man, I hate being tired.

 

[Aphrodite]

You know all of this astrology shyt?

What about us Sagittarius men?

I wanna see if it applies to me or not

Well, yall...are funny...

 

[CinnaSlim]

Define small?



Asking for a friend

< 5 inches

 

[Aphrodite]

lol he was around 5 ft 8 or 5 ft 9 and slim/athletic built.
Lifted me like it was nothing.
Had me in the air for a while.
Had me spook.

I over estimate myself a lot. That's why I believed I was way taller than I am.

 

[Lo-Co]

Never compare yourself to others. You are you. The grass looks greener but its not the case. Someone may be in better shape, or have more money, or be more outgoing than you are. So what? Be you.
You are needed in this world. There is no one like you.
Focus on your strengths, think positive. When you believe in yourself at a core level you won't need acceptance from outsiders.
Outside acceptance is temporary.

 

[Mac Brown]

Well, yall...are funny...

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