Nothing better than being benzd out at work with the munchies only to find boxes of granola bars in the break room. 

to be honest Ferris, i have surpassed that stage of pain..it's all pleasure now plus i like giving and taking (mouth mostly). You need to calm down and see a doctor ASAP..get well soon..oh my god my a$$hole is on fire. i thought it felt better this morning but thats only because i was sleeping and not moving. now that im moving and workinga$$hole problems are the worst @Tuaminator do you have any experience with hemorrhoids or anal fissures i don't know what this is i dont want to go to the doc or show anyone
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