Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Kept trying to cover those trails. But I knew that you were a mack. Both you and @ChidikeEffenPatrón aka Mr.PT

The way the Black female matriarchy has you brainwashed so you besmirch my name instead of supporting me like a brother.
That internalized misandry is so real.

You still on that mack nonsense?

Mojo, I agree. You seen how Kalio was letting him know he can get it.

Et tu, Brute?
Et tu?

:bookerlmao:Breh lemme tell yall wtf just happened.

It's the taste of Chicago going right now and I had two clients to pick up, both kinda chubby but holding it well 40 year olds. They was lit like a mufukka, and instantly start commenting on certain features on me.

So then these mufukkas go off, talmbout how they like big dikks, love it from the back, swallow they nikkas seed and I'm just here in my mind like




Once I drop em off they ask if I want a drink....

if I wasn't at work right now

:distewmuch:




I might not get the same pull from them young thangs who like muscles and shyt that keep lil bros @ChidikeEffenPatrón and @Mojo Jojo Morpheus eating both offline and online, but this Chicago connection, I can't ever leave, can't leave a open Buffett
:jbdreadsgang:

My nikka, you just posted this whole story about how some BBW milfs were ready to rope you into a 3some off skrenf of your looks alone because you wasn't even talking but SOMEHOW find room to give me some imaginary bytches at the end.
How, Sway??






SIDENOTE: If y'all nikkas could stop besmirching my good name with your libelous slander that'd be great. Thanks.
#VirginGang #FaithfulBlackMan #GoodChristianBoy

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

I love that video. Ppl were @ing me on tumblr saying they thought of me. lol

Hard pass to all of that.
Breh looks like he got a concussion and several contusions to the cranium after that bullshyt.

These slanderous false accusations



You have to be physically attractive and lusted over to be a slut.


Obviously, I know nothing of that on Coli

Lies don't care who tell 'em.
:holdyuhhead:

 

[Aphrodite]

Hard pass to all of that.
Breh looks like he got a concussion and several contusions to the cranium after that bullshyt.

Lies don't care who tell 'em.
:holdyuhhead:

He'll live.

 

[Black Cobain]

This is what y'all heathens get up to?
Makes me glad I'm still a virgin. :hhhscust:

The prefered term is ancestor venerator, prude

Save your virginity for someone special, brehs

 

[Black Cobain]

He'll live.

A guy gets suffocated for like 10 seconds and people act like its' the end of the world

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My nikka, you just posted this whole story about how some BBW milfs were ready to rope you into a 3some off skrenf of your looks alone because you wasn't even talking but SOMEHOW find room to give me some imaginary bytches at the end.
How, Sway??






SIDENOTE: If y'all nikkas could stop besmirching my good name with your libelous slander that'd be great. Thanks.
#VirginGang #FaithfulBlackMan #GoodChristianBoy

And I swerved that whole situation


I have more important life priorities, than some 40 year old milf backshots...with oil.....and recorded.

I have more important things to do here, temptation of the flesh gets you nowhere

:jbdreadsgang:

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Ibeatpeoplekids_ porno twin

Spoiler

 

[HabitualChiller]

I'm writing a story and I need it to be as realistic as possible. There's nothing wrong with that right ?



Plus I should be the one asking you that. Why are you drinking ? Are you sad ? Depressed ?

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Your story sounds trash...:trollshrug:

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Aphrodite]

I lost like 7 followers for reblogging a post basically about women not being violent at all when hating men and only men are violent/abusive when hating women (post about misogyny) and I replied it's a lie and there are very violent dangerous women out here. These feminists are so delusional. All these shows/true account movies about women murdering men, abusing men, setting men up, etc. They need to stop. lol

 

[Aphrodite]

Portraying women as being completely innocent and defenseless doesn't help women.

 

[Critical Distance]

^Ah, the patented follow-up post.

 

[Aphrodite]

^Ah, the patented follow-up post.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

It's the funniest shyt in the world

People can talk up and down all day about how they gonna beat the breaks off her p*ssy, how she gonna put his dikk in her mouth and make it nasty. But other than that?

Don't got shyt to talk about. Can't hold a convo not involving drama, sex or negativity to save their lives.





And then the text messages stop. Cause you muthafukkas are boring.