thats a good thing

thats a good thing
I ate some benzos last night and when I woke up the apple I had sitting on my desk isn't there.
I was gonna save that apple for work tonight; what really gets me is that there was Cliff Bar next too it, why didn't I eat that.
Had this bytch ask to chill last week, I was lazy because I jacked off and after all I wanted to do was play assassin's creedso I told her I was sick (but I wasnt)
On Friday I was horny but I had the beginning of what has become a vicious cold so I couldn't chill with her
Today I was gona ask her to come over but ended up jacking off in the shower after I came home from the gym and lost all interest and ended up watching 5 episodes of house of Cards
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Facts...no one ever catches that shyt because they think its a part of the gif loopThat pause from the G Thang baby.
So effortlessly timed. He knew what he was doing.
Facts...no one ever catches that shyt because they think its a part of the gif loop
Had this bytch ask to chill last week, I was lazy because I jacked off and after all I wanted to do was play assassin's creedso I told her I was sick (but I wasnt)
On Friday I was horny but I had the beginning of what has become a vicious cold so I couldn't chill with her
Today I was gona ask her to come over but ended up jacking off in the shower after I came home from the gym and lost all interest and ended up watching 5 episodes of house of Cards
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Had this bytch ask to chill last week, I was lazy because I jacked off and after all I wanted to do was play assassin's creedso I told her I was sick (but I wasnt)
On Friday I was horny but I had the beginning of what has become a vicious cold so I couldn't chill with her
Today I was gona ask her to come over but ended up jacking off in the shower after I came home from the gym and lost all interest and ended up watching 5 episodes of house of Cards
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