Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[levitate]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Be careful what you wish for.....sometimes you get it.

 

[Ol’Otis]

I'm thankful to be a woman.

Women don't get morning wood?

 

[Paradise]

I hate morning wood. Especially when you are at work and you have to stay still until the wood goes down for a couple of minutes.

I'm thankful to be a woman.

I don't know about that. He has to worry about his dikk sticking out for a few minutes... We have to worry about blood being on the back of our pants for a week.

Both are embarrassing... But one is a little more so.

 

[The M.I.C.]

157 daps for one sentence.

The Coli really fukks with ya boy out here.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Women don't get morning wood?

Everything on me is soft. fukk you mean?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I don't know about that. He has to worry about his dikk sticking out for a few minutes... We have to worry about blood being on the back of our pants for a week.

Both are embarrassing... But one is a little more so.

Very very true.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Women don't get morning wood?

They get morning dew

 

[The M.I.C.]

I hate morning wood. Especially when you are at work and you have to stay still until the wood goes down for a couple of minutes.

I stopped caring after awhile.

Even when I'm "relaxed" shyt is noticeable in slacks...had to start getting tailored joints or wear baggy ass scrubs to work.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I stopped caring after awhile.

Even when I'm "relaxed" shyt is noticeable in slacks...had to start getting tailored joints or wear baggy ass scrubs to work.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

One of my high school crushes married and pregnant.

It's a surreal feeling sometimes seeing people at different points in their lives compared to when you remember them. Facebook is powerful.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Come sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up

 

[The M.I.C.]

Jigga held me down that summer of '00.

Timbs and beaters forever.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

I thought morning woods diminished after morning pees,?
Thank you for the enlightenment

 

[DCSpinerz]

I'm thankful to be a woman.

And I know some of my womem coworkers be looking down my pants and see my plant print. Don't want to be label as a prevert. It's down now thank God.

I don't know about that. He has to worry about his dikk sticking out for a few minutes... We have to worry about blood being on the back of our pants for a week.

Both are embarrassing... But one is a little more so.

All facts.