Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Aphrodite]

You viewed them one after the other.

They were short. I told you he couldn't fukk.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Repeatedly tracking your package and looking out the window when you see it reaches your city

If they come out with real time tracking

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

I'm the guy in this scenario, but it's from an incident that happened in real life

My condolences, brehette.
And I hope you learned your lesson about entertaining hos.

 

[Princess Coco]

He also told me his beauty secret for his skin was that he didn't use soap when he showered...if so, very little and he would shower every 4-6 days!!! By this point I knew I wasnt fukking with him. Plus him admitting to secretly (illegally) filming women made me just wanna get tea on him. I thought he was deranged. This is why you can't get distracted by how someone presents themselves /look.

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

He also told me his beauty secret for his skin was that he didn't use soap when he showered...if so, very little and he would shower every 4-6 days!!! By this point I knew I wasnt fukking with him. Plus him admitting to secretly (illegally) filming women made me just wanna get tea on him. I thought he was deranged. This is why you can't get distracted by how someone presents themselves /look.

Was he Black, though?

 

[TheLostOnes]

He also told me his beauty secret for his skin was that he didn't use soap when he showered...if so, very little and he would shower every 4-6 days!!! By this point I knew I wasnt fukking with him. Plus him admitting to secretly (illegally) filming women made me just wanna get tea on him. I thought he was deranged. This is why you can't get distracted by how someone presents themselves /look.

I could already tell he was off the minute he thought there was nothing wrong with recording the Misses he was with without their consent. You definitely can't trust someone like that. But him not taking showers everyday is even more

 

[Aphrodite]

Was he Black, though?

I've never dated /talked to a non Black man.

 

[TheLostOnes]

Fix your face and have a good day Munchkin

 

[Princess Coco]

Fix your face and have a good day Munchkin

Ok

 

[Aphrodite]

He had some of best clearest smoothest skin I've ever seen. Literally had me questioning my showering habits. Lmaoooo. Like damn do i shower too often? And no soap? Surprisingly he didnt stink either.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

When you ask a question and they blatantly act as if they don't see it

 

[BigMan]

Imma win a Grammy move my family out the projects

 

[Princess Coco]

He had some of best clearest smoothest skin I've ever seen. Literally had me questioning my showering habits. Lmaoooo. Like damn do i shower too often? And no soap? Surprisingly he didnt stink either.

He probably didn't sweat a lot. Sometimes a lot of these products are more damaging than helpful

 

[Aphrodite]

He probably didn't sweat a lot. Sometimes a lot of these products are more damaging than helpful

Yeah. He was telling me how soap is more harmful to our skin than good and that's why he uses very very little of it.

I asked him about his skin. Then he confessed it. His skin was beautiful.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

If you had $1,000,000,000 and spent $1,000 a day, it would take you 2,737 to spend it all.