I would begin with a very classy first line.
Something like,
Excuse me sweet thang.
Can i buy you a fish sandwich?
Something like,
Excuse me sweet thang.
Can i buy you a fish sandwich?
I know but the thrill has an allure. I once went still high from edibles the night before work. She went up to me and was like are you scared to go after me? I was like no wait what with a chuckle. The other day she gave me fukk me eyes. fukk mane I’m drunk af right now with a boner no homo.So she's married
Your boss
And she's not even hot.
Come on breh, smarten up.
her husband knows they're probably gonna film it and watch it at parties with other decrepit geezers.I keep evading her advances and hints. She wants it bad. She’s not even hot but the thrill of it gives me a boner that even have drunk texted her and rekindled it. She’s one of my bosses btw. I’m drunk btw. I don’t want to attention whore anymore because y’all don’t help or respect me. I don’t want to tell anybody in my life bout this because I can see myself doin this at at motel 6 but fukk that
”evading your advances” Her messages read like a boss wanting you to come into work.
so you know I’m not lying
I’m so dead breh this dude needs a temp ban to get his head right”evading your advances” Her messages read like a boss wanting you to come into work.
Get fired from another job for sexual harassment.
Nikka that is the most NON SEXUAL texting ever.
so you know I’m not lying