The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I'm still trippin' off of Adam Cole beating Aquaman's stunt double Bishop Kaun clean.



Anyway, back to Adam Cole vs Buddy:

I mean, I grew up on dudes that looked like this:

Cole always been a weird shape person, but he obviously doesn't give a entire shyt about physique. I honestly feel like Tony hires meaty dudes on some "here nikka damn" just to reverse Vince them. Like a revenge of the nerds steez.

If you are confident in yourself and want beyond the ceiling (Starks), actually give a entire shyt about your appearance and wrestling skills (Wardow),and or above 5'8...good luck with trying to get a title shot .

Not that I'm hating it as this is Tony's book, but its obvious that his insecurities of his time in private school oozes on a wrestling promotion

 

[Silkk]

I'm still heated of how they did Buddy so fukking dirty . Like Cole looked like prepped onion shyt, and won clean against a dude that's built like a God of War enemy.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS shyt UP

And quit like a bytch in the middle of the match

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

And quit like a bytch in the middle of the match

Man I said this in the Stinks and dipped in the official thread...that match soured me hard. I went onto play New World after that. Bad enough Kamille apparently didn't do good in her match with Galaxy Snacks.

I just hope Bobby and em don't fall into the land of the washed . Give me the feeling of pandemic and we hurting opps and pawging all in one sentence

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Like a revenge of the nerds steez.

That's exactly what it is. Sometimes I think Tony's "sickos" were the guys with tape on their glasses and who used to get stuffed in their high school lockers.

 

[Silkk]

Man I said this in the Stinks and dipped in the official thread...that match soured me hard. I went onto play New World after that. Bad enough Kamille apparently didn't do good in her match with Galaxy Snacks.

I just hope Bobby and em don't fall into the land of the washed . Give me the feeling of pandemic and we hurting opps and pawging all in one sentence

Im just gonna enjoy the ride and not even let myself get hyped like I did with Miro

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

That's exactly what it is. Sometimes I think Tony's "sickos" were the guys with tape on their glasses and who used to get stuffed in their high school lockers.

Like I dig it. I got bullied, hell most of The Coli despite the capping got a swirl, but you use that history in bettering self. Not reenacting "Are you mah friend" experiences like a entire scorned ho.

I mean hell, Vince at least allowed Bret to run with the belt despite Hoegan being a ho.

Hicklebottom was damn near Dub level and got the strap.

There's layers to this wrestling thing man. Like



At least make the match believable by cutting the fluff of a 20 minute banger, by making Cole a entire shytbird. That includes winning clean
Lemme chill, I'm getting worked by stupid wrestling land.