The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (May 12, 2023)

[Fctftl]

I get off on breaking games. love all the possibilities for fukkery in this

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

I get off on breaking games. love all the possibilities for fukkery in this

I did that today lol

 

[Family Lives Matter]

I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at master gourd

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Press Y then + on the Switch to skip cutscenes you're welcome

Nah, that cutscene before the Sludge Like is unskippable.

 

[Fctftl]

Nah, that cutscene before the Sludge Like is unskippable.

I dunno cuz I beat that bytch first try. Hylien armor is a cheap and easy upgrade, I even beat Ganondorf with that bullshyt dyed it pink to let his bytch ass know DIPSET was in the building

 

[FunkDoc1112]

I dunno cuz I beat that bytch first try. Hylien armor is a cheap and easy upgrade, I even beat Ganondorf with that bullshyt dyed it pink to let his bytch ass know DIPSET was in the building

Can you buy that from the Hylian Tower?

Edit: nvm I copped that after the Water temple

 

[Diunx]

Man why you lose your constructs if you load a save or get killed?

That shyt had me mad as fukk before I got Auto build(like 50 hours into the game and by chance because for some reason that isn't a fukking main quest)

 

[MuzzyP]

why are these gerudo so sexy?

Gerudo been sexy since their pointy titties on N64 bro.

 

[MuzzyP]

I've cleared the Water temple and at the end of the fire temple thus far.

Goddamn this game is hard as fukk without finding some armor first. Every damn thing one-hit killing me That damn Zora boss covered in sludge was so damn annoying cuz he's theoretically easy but EVERYTHING kills me in one hit and I had to start that damn cutscene over every fukking time

I found 2 fairies and got a couple upgrades. The very first Lionel I found left me with a quarter of a heart after each hit. I feel they cranked the difficulty in this up quite a bit.








I like it though.

 

[Batsute]

So I did a dungeon from that fashion NPC where there is supposed have some clothes and all I got was an item.

Did I miss the clothes?

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

i love how you’ll just be flying through the darkness in the depths and get a boss bar pop up out of no where and i a bunch of roaring

 

[Fatboi1]

Gannondorf must not be from Harlem.

How you leave an entire city full of bad bytches to go be a demon

Ganondorf a c00n. Why you think he always looking for Zelda?

 

[Kingshango]

After 100 hours I finally decided to progress the main quest starting with the Wind temple.

Also, I got a update notification, naw Nintendo I know what that is.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Ganondorf a c00n. Why you think he always looking for Zelda?

Yep, same with bowser. Nintendo loves that c00n shyt, chasing after bytches with blue eyes and blonde hair and leaving your kingdom in tatters

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

I’ve just been building shyt for like two days.

I feel like I’ve come to the natural conclusion of my time with this game. I just gotta do the final few dungeons. I feel like I’ve seen mostly everything and killed at least one of everything in the game. A couple of those puzzle mazes I’ve seen i still want to do also. I’ve pretty much been playing this non-stop since i got it, right now its easy GOTY for me, we’ll see if it maintains it for the rest of the year though.

I’ve already put more time into this game than BoTW and im still not done yet