Yo I was just thinking about this movie the other day. Classic.
The Last Boy Scout (1991) appreciation thread!
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DaRealness
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Man this is another one. I love the disgraced, down on his luck cop/PI schtick that Bruce Willis played in movies. He played them to perfection and with was before Sarah Jessica Parker fell off a cliff and started looking like a foot. So many classic henchmen/adversary action flick actors in this one too.
Brion James (His teeth stayed fukked up in every movie
)Tom Sizemore
Dennis Farina (Loved him in Snatch)
Robert Pastorelli
Saysumthinfunnymike
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The exchanges in this shyt are all classic... lol
Milo: Can we get a formal introduction?
Joe Hallenbeck: Who gives a fukk? You're the bad guy, right?
Milo: I am the bad guy.
Joe Hallenbeck: And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that?
Milo: Something like that.
Joe Hallenbeck: Fine, I'll start trembling in a minute. In the meantime, you think I could have a drink?
Milo: Can we get a formal introduction?
Joe Hallenbeck: Who gives a fukk? You're the bad guy, right?
Milo: I am the bad guy.
Joe Hallenbeck: And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that?
Milo: Something like that.
Joe Hallenbeck: Fine, I'll start trembling in a minute. In the meantime, you think I could have a drink?
Erratic415
Superstar
fukkin classic.The exchanges in this shyt are all classic... lol
Milo: Can we get a formal introduction?
Joe Hallenbeck: Who gives a fukk? You're the bad guy, right?
Milo: I am the bad guy.
Joe Hallenbeck: And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that?
Milo: Something like that.
Joe Hallenbeck: Fine, I'll start trembling in a minute. In the meantime, you think I could have a drink?
Scrabble Man : Drop the gun, Hallenbeck.
[takes Joe's gun and tosses it]
Scrabble Man : Bit late for a stroll, don't you think?
Joe Hallenbeck : Yeah, you girls oughta be gettin' home.
Jimmy Dix : Yeah, streetlights are on.
Jake : Shut up, fukkface.
Joe Hallenbeck : I'm fukkface, he's a$$hole.
[Jimmy smiles sarcastically, in agreement]
Scrabble Man : Jake?
[Jake punches Joe in the face]
Scrabble Man : Apprise Rodney Dangerfield here of his situation. Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?
Joe Hallenbeck : You want the envelope, right?
Scrabble Man : The envelope, very smart. See, Jake, here's a man who knows when a situation is untenable.
Joe Hallenbeck : Good word.
Scrabble Man : You like that word? And you do have that envelope, don't you?
Joe Hallenbeck : Better give up, Jimmy. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here.
[Jake punches Joe in the face again]
Jimmy Dix : Alright man, just leave him the fukk alone!
[Jake kicks Jimmy in the groin]
Scrabble Man : Leave him alone? Sure, whatever you say. Jake attacks his job with a certain exuberance.
Jimmy Dix : shyt, we're bein' beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.
Scrabble Man : He's still in a good mood, Jake. Kick him again.
Joe Hallenbeck : All right! You want the envelope the hooker had, right?
Jimmy Dix : She wasn't a hooker, Joe.
Joe Hallenbeck : Shut the fukk up.
That scene always kills me
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it really is one of the best 90s action flicks, maybe the funniest buddy cop movie i ever seen
DaRealness
I think very deeply
This is like the unknown spiritual successor to the first Die Hard movie with funnier dialogue. It's more underrated too because literally no one even talks about it.
NYChase718
Veteran
The director also did the.1996 movie "the fan " with wesley snipes
Found that interesting because the opening scene of this movie reminded me of The FaN. Wit the sports star being threatened during a live Game. Crowd having no idea
Found that interesting because the opening scene of this movie reminded me of The FaN. Wit the sports star being threatened during a live Game. Crowd having no idea
This movie doesnt get enough props.
DaRealness
I think very deeply
fukkin classic.
Scrabble Man : Drop the gun, Hallenbeck.
[takes Joe's gun and tosses it]
Scrabble Man : Bit late for a stroll, don't you think?
Joe Hallenbeck : Yeah, you girls oughta be gettin' home.
Jimmy Dix : Yeah, streetlights are on.
Jake : Shut up, fukkface.
Joe Hallenbeck : I'm fukkface, he's a$$hole.
[Jimmy smiles sarcastically, in agreement]
Scrabble Man : Jake?
[Jake punches Joe in the face]
Scrabble Man : Apprise Rodney Dangerfield here of his situation. Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?
Joe Hallenbeck : You want the envelope, right?
Scrabble Man : The envelope, very smart. See, Jake, here's a man who knows when a situation is untenable.
Joe Hallenbeck : Good word.
Scrabble Man : You like that word? And you do have that envelope, don't you?
Joe Hallenbeck : Better give up, Jimmy. We're dealin' with a couple of geniuses here.
[Jake punches Joe in the face again]
Jimmy Dix : Alright man, just leave him the fukk alone!
[Jake kicks Jimmy in the groin]
Scrabble Man : Leave him alone? Sure, whatever you say. Jake attacks his job with a certain exuberance.
Jimmy Dix : shyt, we're bein' beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.
Scrabble Man : He's still in a good mood, Jake. Kick him again.
Joe Hallenbeck : All right! You want the envelope the hooker had, right?
Jimmy Dix : She wasn't a hooker, Joe.
Joe Hallenbeck : Shut the fukk up.
That scene always kills me
**car blows up**
Jimmy: Was that C4?
Hallenbeck: Either that or one hell of a factory recall.
DaRealness
I think very deeply
Like literally every other sentence in this movie is a quotable.
