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saw these at wrestlingforum lol
Undertaker Sucks - alt.pro-wrestling.wwf | Google Groups
Austin, no-solded the crucifixtion - rec.sport.pro-wrestling | Google Groups
On undertaker's biker gimmick:
Undertaker Sucks - alt.pro-wrestling.wwf | Google Groups
Austin, no-solded the crucifixtion - rec.sport.pro-wrestling | Google Groups
june24 2000, 10:00 am
My answer: Stone Cold. Almost ever teenager on the street, when I talk
to them about wrestling will
say "I'm just waiting for Stone Cold to come
back." Or some even in the past
tense "Stone Cold was the man, too bad he's
gone." Austin made wrestling cool to kids and young
adults alike. The Rock, while he is thought of as "cool" is not
as cool to them as Austin, as
in a sense, he is "Cheezier" or whatever. Austin got them watching. If/when he returns
will he bring them back in
droves? HHH obviously isn't helping ratings one bit at this point, expect them to move
the belt off of him ASAP. So what do you do? More wrestling? Don't kid
yourself, that's not the answer
to getting ratings. More T&A (not test and albert) I sure hope not, but it may
come to that. Why is it losing its popularity (besides that its
been popular for a while....)
and what can/will be done to try to get it back? Personally, I"ll go with Austin. After all, if it
wasn't for Austin, goldberg
wouldn't have been half as popular himself.
Raw was so damn boring. Is anybody else tired
of HHH and the others
coming at and talking the same boring shyt every
Monday night? Give me a
break. And then Jericho comes out and says the
same crap he has been saying for awhile
I was sick and tired of Stone Cold, he isn't a good
wreslter anyway. He has
just as much stamina as Chyna which alot. They
both start out fast and end
up slow, most of their of their matches are
boring
EDGE AND CHRISTIAN SUCK THEY HAVE BEN SHAGGIN THE WRITTER FOR SURE
OR ARE THEY TAKING LESSONS FROM
X-PAC
The Radicals are the crappest bunch of t*ts in the
WWF, and I'm going to
prove it now! Case 1: Eddie Guerrero Appearance: Long haired hippy freak, greasy
looking, needs a bath and a
shave. Attitude: Backstabber, a$$hole and general all
around not nice guy Finisher Moves: WOW! A FLYING DIVE! I'VE NEVER
SEEN ONE OF THEM
BEFORE......OH WAIT! YES I HAVE! AND I'VE SEEN IT
DONE PROPERLY TOO! Case 2: Perry Saturn Appearance: Reject from a Popeye cartoon
(possibly Bluto's brother?) Attitude: Attitudeless, has no vocal skills
apparently...... Finisher Moves: Very little skill, and the Rings Of
Saturn, despite being
painful, would make it impossible to tap out due
to the position of the
arms. Case 3: Dean Malenko Appearance: Child in a small man's body..... Attitude: Almost an X-Pac in the land of the giants Finisher Moves: Your average Texas Cloverleaf,
done many times by me in
pretend wrestling matches, not a big deal, not too
painful and faintly
resembles a Sharpshooter. Case 4: Chris Benoit Appearance: Scruff, homeless person, hobo,
whatever you want to call them. Attitude: "I'm the best ever!" (Though he's failed
to prove it so far) Finisher Moves: Crippler Crossface.........hahahahah,
less painful than a
cocktail stick in the ass. I dared my mate to put
me in it and 5 seconds
later I'd flipped him forward, locked him in an
armbar and he was screaming in agony. Therefore my case study is complete, and the
Radical's have been proved to
be useless, and from now on shall be known as
The Craps (TM) All rights
reserved....blah blah blah......
On The Rock: Quote: ALL HE DOES IS TALK. HIS MATCHES ARE SUB-
STANDARD. HIS FANS ARE MOSTLY LITTLE GIRLS AND HOMOS WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. WHERE WERE ALL THESE
FANS A YEAR AGO AT WRESTLEMANIA 15.
On undertaker's biker gimmick:
What do you think?.......... I personally am sickened
by this new "biker"
look.... Why would he want change from the
most original persona ever, into
something that's been done a million times
before, and never been interesting..... What's next? Bring Stone Cold back
as Flash Funk?
I don't think he realizes how the Undertaker
persona is what people
love....Without the music, the outfits, and the
darkness, he's about as good a wrestler as Bull Buchanan.. I don't want to see
Mark Calloway, I want to
see the Undertaker!!