The Hitman's Bodyguard

[Bryan Danielson]

Better than I expected
pragmatism vs motherfukkerism
it wouldn't have worked unless it was Sam Jackson. Nobody else could've played the literal opposite to a lameass version of deadpool like him.

Salma looking dead sexy too
the cell farting scene and the nun scene

This movie was dope!!!! It kinda wasn't what I was expecting from a story direction but I was pleasantly surprised.

Salma looking like she coming Back for that Top 5 Sexiest spot in Hollywood.

Heard there was an after credit scene.

Martha

 

[joeychizzle]

This movie was dope!!!! It kinda wasn't what I was expecting from a story direction but I was pleasantly surprised.

Salma looking like she coming Back for that Top 5 Sexiest spot in Hollywood.

Heard there was an after credit scene.

Martha

yeah breh it was a pleasant surprise
Reynolds face when

Spoiler

his Japanese client caught a round to the face

was like:trillbunb::whatmoney:

it was the right mix of comedy and violence, sprinkled in with a lil love. solid 7/10 for me

 

[Bryan Danielson]

yeah breh it was a pleasant surprise
Reynolds face when

Spoiler

his Japanese client caught a round to the face

was like:trillbunb::whatmoney:

it was the right mix of comedy and violence, sprinkled in with a lil love. solid 7/10 for me

I wasn't expecting that shyt to go down like that!!!


Martha

 

[ball15life]

It was better than I thought it would be. Some of the dialogue fell flat to the audience, but overall we were laughing pretty hard.

Thoroughly enjoyed it. The fight scenes weren't too bad.

Salma's dirty mouth

Spoiler

The biggest laughs were probably the Christian Mingle line, the nuns, Samuel vs Ryan singing, and the scene how Salma and Samuel met. The randomness going on in the background at their anniversary

 

[LinusCaldwell]

The Hitman's Bodyguard Review: A Mouthful of Mediocrity

 

[A-Train]

I thought this would be terrible but it was better than I expected. Sam absolutely carried them comedy wise though. I wish they gave Salma's part to someone else tho. I never got her hype

 

[radio rahiem]

fukkery overload

 

[BXKingPin82]

The Hitmans Bodyguard>>>>>>>>>>>>Atomic Blonde

 

[Geek Nasty]

Looks terrible.


Ryan Reynolds sure is lucky he has deadpool.

Dude must suck producer dikk like a groupie. Forever getting leads no matter how many times he bombs.

 

[sinistersouth]

the scene where he shot that cracker that killed the pastor was beautiful. loved the soundtrack

 

[patscorpio]

watching now...this shyt is hilarious...and violent

 

[OJ Simpsom]

Movie was wayy too long. Sam L did his thing. Not enough Salma Hayek imo. She fukked them nikkaz up in that bar scene though.

I'd give it a 6/10

 

[BXKingPin82]

"sometimes when you get shyt you gotta make Kool-Aid."



these two had maaaaaaaaaad chemistry imo!

the part where Ryan Reynolds-Pool was impersonating Sam W with the muthafukkas and shyt!

 

[patscorpio]

this bar scene with lionel richie playing.......sam jack is a gotdamn fool

 

[Mic-Nificent]

When I saw the trailers for this I wasn't impressed at all. shyt looked like it would be annoying, but I watch this shyt last night and enjoyed the hell out of it.

They should have cut most of the stuff with Elektra though, everything else with Sam, Reynolds, and Hayek was gold though.

Also the score/soundtrack was dope. They used a lot of classic shyt, but not stuff that's been overused in films.