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The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?
- Thread starter hood b. goode
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I was laughing so hard on that one I woke my kid up. Just thinking about it again made me laugh. That was easily the funniest anyone on the Coli has ever been unintentionally funny. Unless he made it up, in which case he's a comic genius.
The fear and deliberations while he knew he was going to be toasted on the job were incredible. The comment where he made it back home but was high as a kite was literally one of the top 10 greatest comments in Coli history. But somehow the explanation he made the next day of what actually happened had me laughing even harder.
I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible.I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.
Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib
So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.
After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like
My fiancé said when she found me I was asleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me
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BaldingSoHard
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From the "ever been caught jacking off" thread. 
Also...
I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to(red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me(silence)
Him:
Me:are u fukking this bear??
Him:(silence)
Me:
Also...
I'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
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There are to many.
Can't remember if it was here or SOHH but some dude held a copy of 'life after death' and people then went in on how bad his thumb/finger looked saying shyt like 'How you got life after death but your finger looking like it's Ready to die'
Can't remember if it was here or SOHH but some dude held a copy of 'life after death' and people then went in on how bad his thumb/finger looked saying shyt like 'How you got life after death but your finger looking like it's Ready to die'
I remember reading this at like 1am laughing hard as fukk
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/im-...e-edit-they-fukked-it-up.208164/#post-8152538
I’m dying at this shyt over again, look at that nikka head
What thread was that?
Read the entire thing brotha if you have time..trust me
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jus...date-i-slipped-and-fell-in-some-bussy.772650/
the first page of this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/ash...get-your-ass-up-in-here.676889/#post-31911077
this sequence completely derailed the thread.
you had to see dude's avi at the time to see how wild this was. I was at work in tears.
for reference of what they was looking at.
this sequence completely derailed the thread.
Whatis that in yor avatar.
Me.
Bren that shyt is NSFW
Do you workout?
you had to see dude's avi at the time to see how wild this was. I was at work in tears.
for reference of what they was looking at.
Rev Leon Lonnie Love
damned mine eyes, DAMNED mine eyes!!
the fugazi raybans thread
the new york glory hole thread
cant forget about the rafters thread where @Illuminatos exposed that German half-cac and ran his ass off the coli. shyt had me 
the new york glory hole thread
cant forget about the rafters thread where @Illuminatos exposed that German half-cac and ran his ass off the coli. shyt had me
