The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?

[UberEatsDriver]

The 69 threads are currently the funniest

 

[darryl]

Who has the link to the thai tranny thread

 

[Professor Emeritus]

This

And the breh that ate edibles at work and tripped out "good night, I love you"

Let me find that thread

Found it

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/upd...ies-24-minutes-ago-and-idk-what-to-do.556298/

I was laughing so hard on that one I woke my kid up. Just thinking about it again made me laugh. That was easily the funniest anyone on the Coli has ever been unintentionally funny. Unless he made it up, in which case he's a comic genius.

The fear and deliberations while he knew he was going to be toasted on the job were incredible. The comment where he made it back home but was high as a kite was literally one of the top 10 greatest comments in Coli history. But somehow the explanation he made the next day of what actually happened had me laughing even harder.

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib

So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.

After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was asleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

 

[BaldingSoHard]

From the "ever been caught jacking off" thread.

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

Also...

I'll make it a quick story.

There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.

 

[Brandeezy]

The thread after Ronda got beat by Holly with all the memes was GOAT

The breh who made a thread hiding under his bed during a home invasion

 

[Formerly known as...]

There are to many.

Can't remember if it was here or SOHH but some dude held a copy of 'life after death' and people then went in on how bad his thumb/finger looked saying shyt like 'How you got life after death but your finger looking like it's Ready to die'

 

[JackRoss]

I remember reading this at like 1am laughing hard as fukk
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/im-...e-edit-they-fukked-it-up.208164/#post-8152538





I’m dying at this shyt over again, look at that nikka head

 

[Wild self]

One I dont think I saw mentioned: the prince deeder thread..dude tried to stunt he was in Vegas for a big fight with a chick and things went left for him pretty quickly..esp when the wolves got his personal info

What thread was that?

 

[Selena]

It's too many but one that stuck out was the Power Rangers putty thread lol

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Who has the link to the thai tranny thread

Read the entire thing brotha if you have time..trust me

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jus...date-i-slipped-and-fell-in-some-bussy.772650/

 

[Wild self]

The thread back in 2015 with "Tupac in a Business suit".... The quotables alone had my ribs cracking and had all the bedwenches all mad.

 

[8WON6]

the first page of this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/ash...get-your-ass-up-in-here.676889/#post-31911077

this sequence completely derailed the thread.

What is that in yor avatar.

Me.

Put a bra on fam, we ain’t tryna see all that

Bren that shyt is NSFW

Do you workout?

you had to see dude's avi at the time to see how wild this was. I was at work in tears.

for reference of what they was looking at.

Spoiler

 

[SithLawd]

The Reggie food lyin photoshops

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

the fugazi raybans thread

the new york glory hole thread


cant forget about the rafters thread where @Illuminatos exposed that German half-cac and ran his ass off the coli. shyt had me

 

[Bigb41513]

That Kim jong coming byke from the dead partying gif lmao