The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?

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The ass-eaters wake up call thread

Also somebody was talking about how some posters take shyt around here so seriously. Dude said “Fukk around and catch a hot neg”

I never forgot that shyt
It’s so accurate.

 

[itsyoung!!]

@General Mills chronicles thread is the funniest shyt this forum has ever seen

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-general-mills-chronicles.23522/


@Buckeye Fever playing basketball against a bunch of 5 years old thread top 5 doa threads


those off the top of my head


pre 2015 coli was funnier dont @ me more 20-30 year old posters with actual life experiences, more original posters, more people who took a forum for what it really is was way more original content back then



now just seems filled with fugazi serious all the time, extremely young 12-19 year olds now, fake militants on almost every other thread


dap fishing was also less prevalent back then shyt was more organic and less forced, hard to explain

 

[Mr Clean]

i like they story tho ??? they was it certs ogz like you coli nikkaz now they on

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the...peak-to-hot-97-notice-the-trend-mjpls.423304/

why did this shyt get funnier and funnier every time it got repeated?

 

[ManBearPig]

@Buckeye Fever playing basketball with kids

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/was...day-and-both-teams-only-had-4-players.156795/

My basketball story had different outcomes

Still racked up 43 daps

Ive been on a team that lost 80 something to 6.

I scored 2 of those 6 points

 

[Chris Cool]

"It's really brehs out here with dikks this big?"

@Tony D'Amato classic.

 

[semicko82]

Dudes getting exposed for smashing Thai trannies for the win

 

[Him]

I believe JBO had a thread where sombody was gassing up a "woman" and everybody was chiming in agreeing with him. Then it turned out it was a treh. Whole thread / It was an existential colicrisis.

Where’s this tread someone link. I need a good laugh

 

[Ill-Mind]

u could tell this nikka is gay............i aint never open a car door for a bytch in my life.....thats one of them faq boy moves

bus doors open automatically

Til this day that’s the coldest roasting I’ve ever seen on this site

 

[Token Moltisanti]

I was dying laughing at this one night https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the...peak-to-hot-97-notice-the-trend-mjpls.423304/

 

[nairdas]

The Putties from Power Rangers thread in The Film Room

And that Jay-Z/ Solange/Beyonce fiasco in the elevator thread

I remember being at work having a heart attack at that thread. I was literally wore out from laughing so hard.

 

[Ahadi]

Two threads.

One had to do with late night drug store stories, and the druggie saying “the grind don’t stop”

The other was a story about an escort attempting to extort the husband and tell his wife he hired an escort and the husband said “do what you gotta do”

 

[ChatGPT-5]

The dude who was married, posted his girl getting nutted on by him, just degrading, but also, he was cheating with a 19 yr old who was going to the airforce, someone sent his wife the thread.

long story short. He got divorced, and his side piece left him while she was overseas cause she was getting trained by soldiers (military brehs warned him) he even gave that little thot a ring like it would secure the broad, but nope.

 

[Badmon]

So many contenders I wouldn't know where to begin.

Edit: Now that I think on it... that thread when everyone was going in on Nap for being Indian

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/wait-is-śïñe•qúå_nøn-indian-or-not-edit-he-posted-proof-on-page-3-he-black.738051/

 

[Phlipside]

when @Blankthawtz finally caught the mouse that was in
his house
the video had me dying when the "Many Men" song came on


edit: found the thread https://www.thecoli.com/threads/too...t-that-mothafukka-motion-picture-sh-t.578683/

 

[OGBIGBOY187]

it was a thread in the booth where nikkas was clowning Juelz and they posted that gif of him getting man handled by Tyson