The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?

[Bunchy Carter]

Somebody made a thread about a brother who took his wife to a Atlanta Hawks game and they put them on the big screen and he was embarrassed.

Posters were going in on his wife and somebody got in contact with her and she made an account and started arguing with nikkas on thecoli. I think one of the mods had to ban her lol

I can not find the thread

 

[NO-BadAzz]

I remember reading this at like 1am laughing hard as fukk
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/im-...e-edit-they-fukked-it-up.208164/#post-8152538





I’m dying at this shyt over again, look at that nikka head

Oh shyt fukk Lol

They fukked breh shyt up... I know that ride or walk home was depressing, breh probably laid in his bed a good 3 hours thinking about his decision LOL

 

[Sex Luthor]

@CarbonBraddock Thread about getting into a fight with his neighbor, nikka said he was popping dudes leg with a dishrag.

Some Coli breh, in Strawberry’s dm’s talking about teleporting to the p*ssy.

I remember that shyt . That whole strawberry issue was nothing but jokes

 

[NO-BadAzz]

nikkas was in that tranny thread talking about "I smashedGet ya passport game up, if ya'll traveled ya'll would know"


Then nikkas came thru with receipts nikkas was like "Nah breh I know what I smashed"

Them nikkas didn't come back to that thread

Breh said she had a odor and he was confused to why she would bleed

LMAO

 

[The Wolf Among You]

I remember that shyt . That whole strawberry issue was nothing but jokes

That shyt had me dying, breh.
nikkas said she went to the salon and asked for the fruit bowl cut.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

That basil poster who was exposed in the DMs of @RhapSaDiddy

“I’ve been watching you”

When @sanityovar8ted hijacked some dudes thread by reminding him that sending dusty ashy dikk and ball pics wasn’t a good idea.

When @Blankthawtz decided to roast Christopher Robin for his shoes.

They said Pooh ain’t got no pants and he keeps the change in his ass!!!!

When that blk dude went to China for an Asian chick and got cock-blocked by the dad and he fainted.

Any Coli animal thread. Somebody said they put a gorilla in an headlock!

Coli sex doll threads

50% of my posts are literally laughing at shyt on this site.

 

[TripleAgent]

Slam ass
Dahell
Reggie threads derailed with job jokes
Hebrew Israelites
Anything first post ether

Speaking of which, I can't remember if it was here or SOHH, but the thread was predictions for the new year, and the first reply was "they'll find a cure for autism and you'll be healed"

I could barely type that

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

That thread where @#PanAfricana got exposed for changing his name from JudgeJoeGorilla to IbucciMane on the low thinking nobody would notice

and he changed his posting style to slang like “keep it bucci, cuzzo”

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/judgejoegorilla-is-now-ibuccimane.580623/



p.s. i rock with you bro, that new identity was just jokes lol

“keep it bucci, cuzo”

 

[Mr Rager]

One cat got roasted for his pics. Someone called him Bubble Bass.

I was crying for like 30 mins

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/this-gotta-be-the-ugliest-nikka-on-the-coil-yes-or-no.395024/

Lmao yeah they said breh had a bell pepper nose

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/5’7-dude-dies-after-complications-from-leg-lengthening-surgery.735408/

 

[Calibrated]

The thread were the bipolar breh got into an argument with his alias then outed his aliases

that's wild!

 

[ColiBomaye]

@track 1's complete inability to stay in a movie theater appreciation thread

I think that was the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. The visual of someone walking out of every movie they go to had me dead.
Some highlights of the thread:

people he came with to the theater watching him leave like "but you're my ride though.. "

lmao nikka watches trailers talkin bout
nikka, i cant wait to walk out that shyt when it comes out

Given this brehs name, I don't think it's too far-fetched to say that he's the same way with music.

track 1: "This intro/skit is trash. The entire album is now ruined & it fukking sucks."

*Proceeds to throw 100mb album that he spent 10 minutes downloading into the recycling bin after only spending a minute listening to track 1*

 

[old pig]

Dragon Bae Z definitely

That was peak coli

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/dragon-bae-z-updated.548110/

haa pretty creative responses lmao

 

[God Almighty]

By far the the hardest I ever laughed on this forum was the mollywater thread the build up was incredible and this gif was produced...

I think I fell out my chair when I saw it..

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Maaaan, this shyt right here. I was in that bytch SCREAMING

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/its-friday-wheres-that-paycheck-panafricana-bucci-judgejoe.704191/

https://www.thecoli.com/goto/post?id=33378711#post-33378711