The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
@Brooklynzson has been MIA for years now. The site is on track to have it's domain registration expires on November 2025. Unless Brook pays to extend the registration the domain will expire and there will be no way to connect to thecoli's servers. You can check it here:
So on one hand, all history of my fukkery will be deleted in 2025

And on the other, the coli will be dead and will be last remnants of the old internet message board system
 

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....she didn't go to work that day and she spent that day with another dude.

I remember I once heard a girl tell another girl over the phone, "GIRL, YOUR HUSBAND SENT YOU ROSES. THEY'RE IN YOUR OFFICE. WHEN YOU GET HOME, MAKE SURE YOU LET HIM KNOW YOU GOT THEM. THEY'RE A DOZEN LONG-STEMMED ROSES IN A RED TINTED VASE"

Then she hung up, looked at me, and said "BOO, nikka:dahell:" with no shame
I was just randomly searching stuff on the site and came across this from the breh, @Buckeye Fever. The bolded had me cracking up for a good five minutes at work last night! I don't know but it's just so funny to me! :mjlol:
 

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Off the top is def these three



I can’t find what thread but it was another one where a dude was on a handstand eating some BBW p*ssy and one of first page comments was “ wow he must really need a place to stay “ :mjlol::mjlol:


And my fav is the dalmem v brotherzay thread where they was in the same city and same area about to throw hands but never did. I cried for days off that thread :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/dal...right-now-update-video-proof-n-page-6.460006/

Especially the part where zay said he was in a blue truck and dude said he went up to a blue truck and some old CAC was in it :russ:


:wow: :dead:
That nikka zay

“Wya”
“I’m on reset rn”
 

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When the two posters fukked the same tranny in Thailand

They way they were lowkey arguing on some…

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“I hit it first”

“this is just another Tuesday night bytch for me, breh”

“I’m a REAL globetrotter…”

:mjlol:
Then the reveal happened lmaoooooooo.

I still have random laughing fits about one of the nikkas saying she wasn’t a tranny “because he had her bleeding and we don’t travel enough” ahahahahahaha

Definitely top 3 funniest coli threads if not the funniest if you were watching it unfold in real time lol
 

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@Brooklynzson has been MIA for years now. The site is on track to have it's domain registration expires on November 2025. Unless Brook pays to extend the registration the domain will expire and there will be no way to connect to thecoli's servers. You can check it here:


Does he still manage this site? Does anybody stay in contact with him? It would be insane to lose the Coli
 

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So on one hand, all history of my fukkery will be deleted in 2025

And on the other, the coli will be dead and will be last remnants of the old internet message board system

Does he still manage this site? Does anybody stay in contact with him? It would be insane to lose the Coli

:mjlol: yall scared.

I still remember sohh was about to close in 2002 and how so many of the members were doing whole entire emotional dedication shoutouts like it was the end of the world. :mjlol:
 

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nikkas that ever beat their meat to Sara Jay can never gain my respect

freaky ass nikkas would probably fukk ya grandma and run out the backdoor

just no type of self respect, when we've always had perfectly good pawgs




My nikka, how do you find out who a man beats their meat to BEFORE you decide if they are worthy of respect?

:dead:
 
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