The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?

[LuuqMaan]

Titanic sunk in Indian Ocean.

 

[hood b. goode]

elite post from this thread

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/certified-got-4-hours-of-sleep-last-night-certified-posting-services-inc.1020391/

 

[Fill Collins]

I hope I've made someone laugh hard on here

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I hope I've made someone laugh hard on here

You did. I was rolling laughing when your fxggot buddy @Kasper KArr got bushed and your weak ass went to the bushes talking about "free Kasper"

That was HILARIOUS

 

[Fill Collins]

You did. I was rolling laughing when your fxggot buddy @Kasper KArr got bushed and your weak ass went to the bushes talking about "free Kasper"

That was HILARIOUS

He's a political prisoner

We're at the mercy of fakkits who support the GOP

 

[The Pledge]

When Cozy Carl was roaming free

 

[General Mills]

Seeing the court dog mattress thread from SOHH

"Found the dahell dude in real life" and all the memes

What else?

@Mowgli sparked the whole shyt off. He was fukking disgusted

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli sparked the whole shyt off. He was fukking disgusted

I could see at worst buying a display model of a mattress. What I can't see is buying a mattress someone's been sleeping on for years. It's amazing the number of stains that seep through sheets that you may not even be aware of until you do laundry. You can't put a mattress in the washing machine

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Jay Z diving into a Pool thread

Dr Dre cut & paste paint thread

 

[Ryda52]

That one thread where homie kept trying to convince everyone that sleeping with a trans is fine so long as “she” looks good, and that that still made him straight. Straight delusional. nikka kept digging his hole deeper and deeper, no pun intended.


By far, the best thread I read on here next to the Pixar thread, was laughing my ass off for hours on end.

 

[SunZoo]

Yo I might have already said this but the time the reporter challenged Nipsey to a fight, he backed nip down, and nikkas turned him into a smiley…my gawd, I lost oxygen cackling at that shyt lol

One post in particular was quoting Bane from Batman but putting the smiley at the end, took me all the way out.

 

[parallax]

iwas high, but it was probably the donkey kong gif posted in the webbie snapped on adios thread. the gif goes too well with the beat

Give Me A Lil Space So I Can Really Lose My Mind/
Put Some Flakes Up In That Candy So That bytch Can Really Shine/
Ain't No Ice Up In This Brandy I Just Like To Gulp It Down/
Ain't No Runnin From The Savage I Most Likely Gun You Down/

 

[Womb Raider]

Yesterday on the Gold Mta bus in Baltimore a dyke stepped to me.

The scene: The gold bus runs east to west in north ave, one of baltimores main streets. Where I get on the bus it is already full of people, most of them going to pennslyvania ave stop Where the cvs that was set on fire is. I get on and stand at the very front of the bus.

When the bus stops at pennslyvania ave most of the people get off. Its about 7 people on the bus now so I sit down in the very front seat next to the handicap chairs.

A few stops past coppin this young butch with a hood on and the gangsta braids covering her face goes to exit the bus ( I thought it was a male). When the nikka gets to the front door she start patting her pockets like she was looking for something but couldnt find it. She then walk back onto the bus and comes directly to me.

This bytch then stands overtop of me, hood on, face covered in braids, leg touching mine, looking down on me and mumbles some shyt about a phone.

I respond. I rise, grab her by the collar, ask her ' is you crazy?', put her face in the window, then toss her to the floor and push her face into the floor. She eventually stop resisting so I loosen up.

Then she go to get up. Keep in mind, at this point I dont even know its a female, she still got her hood on. So I just rush her with more force because now I dont know if she going for something so Im preparing to put her lights out. I have a knife in hand.

Then she pull her hood off and say i'm a girl. I still couldnt tell and wasnt even listening. My attention is on making sure she isnt getting into her pockets.

But now everybody on bus getting involved.

This older white woman stand in between us, like I wont go through her too.

Then one of the muslim brothers that dye their beards put his hands on me yelling 'Respect!' over and over.

I bark on him too. Dont touch me, and stop yelling in my face.


Another female go to where the dyke was sitting and come to the front with her phone. Was on thr floor where she was sitting.

Nitch then take her phone and get off. I leave a word with her and sit down cause I got 3 stops to go. Now the driver pacing talking bout calling the police.

He eventually starts driving but now theres tension.

As I get off I apologize....this nikka responds 'man that was a girl tho'

nikkas is crazy man

I dont ride mta buses regularly, here's an example why.

Instagram: Lukhanyiso_maat

 

[FlexPavilion]

The Nigerian doing porn with dress socks on.

Another one, somebody was smashing a handicapped girl under a tree.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Yo I might have already said this but the time the reporter challenged Nipsey to a fight, he backed nip down, and nikkas turned him into a smiley…my gawd, I lost oxygen cackling at that shyt lol

One post in particular was quoting Bane from Batman but putting the smiley at the end, took me all the way out.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/news-reporter-accepts-nipsey-hussles-challenge-for-a-fade-update-henry-makes-nipsey-fall-back.596468/

You were the one who quoted Bane though, so the hardest you laughed was at your own joke?