The ghost of dirtbag past, aka, Art Barr just outdid himself with this one

[Art Barr]

is it true you were doing this trick when you got hurt?

I wish I could Ollie to flat that high up, off the building ledge.
the same ledge to the building my momma worked at the Amoco building or whatever they renamed it now.
Right around the corner from where the bulls used to practice.
The same place, I seen mj make players cry in practice.
since I was like ten years old.
I wish I could ride away from that shyt and not be on a stretcher.


Art Barr

I can ride up the wall at the skate park at 35th, tho.
That is my only feat riding a deck now.
Just started actually landing ollies and rolling away, like no more than a week and a half ago.

Got a whole abandoned school across the street to learn and ramp up, tho.
The school has every obstacle to learn on.
Even how to bail with knee pads on a ramp.
Which I actually enjoy doing for practice, too

I could get a blunt and go skate right now, tho.


Art Barr

*that skatedemon callin you is fukk'n real....
I feel ten years old again, on a deck, breh.
shyt is liberating and I am glad my daughter wanted to learn how to skate.
You feel real proud as a parent and you see your lil pupa skating around the park, too.

 

[TheGodling]

I'm still baffled people read @Art Barr posts. I might peek at the first two sentences as if this time it's really going to be comprehensible reading, but it never is and I just scroll past the rest.

 

[Art Barr]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1319/611625-orton.jpg

randy orton on roids as the youngest champion.

a decade plus, randy was on bitness.

randy orton, now.

leg routine, is all he does, breh.

he looking like cm punk's chest routine in this,...compared to what he looked like when he was on roids.

okay fukk it,.....

ART BARR = injured barr

Spoiler

remember i am injured in this photo, too.
you can't bullshyt on no damn rc, you have to do the rehab excercises without fail.

like i said,..injured i am more dedicated than randy.
he gets on the bus, and does a leg routine.
the easiest laziest shyt to do and i know i am lazy and use my cheat code.
yet, i still get better results, aesthetically than dude.




art barr


i can't and dont' use a push broom or shovel snow anymore tho....
that movement, is bogus.
it destroys the work i have done so i don't do it at all.
just can't even do it, anymore at all like military press.
just can't do it, yet you still have ways around it.
to hit what you missed.
now you can't do shyt like military press to rake/shovel/sweep, anymore.

 

[prophecypro]

Gizzle vs Art impromptu match in TSC

 

[Art Barr]

Gizzle vs Art impromptu match in TSC

Ed g is just trying to find a draw.
to equal that victory lap I got in the u of m versus msu game and outcome.
This isn't it, tho.


Art Barr

*just finished another cheat code based routine, at 4am.
Got to finish this back to back when I wake up, too.
All cause if I miss.
i get that back in a back to back.
I missed on Tuesday and I don't know why, either.

If I miss three routines.
I got a back to back to back to back on thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Cheat code for the win,.....

 

[YvrzTrvly]

Art unfortunately sounds more like ignatius j reilly more and more.

I still dig his posting ( ho nomo )

 

[COQWAVE]

you know what,.....
i may post a pix on some fukk it type shyt.
from when i was injured and had came back from pharyngitis.
the second time and another whole physique lost from fifty pounds of muscle loss.
from when i originally rehabbed my rc after it being injured.
from inactivity and atrophy.
from not playing or finishing my dream to be a tennis pro after my daughter was born.

when, i dropped from 185+, in five weeks to 135.

i got the cure for pharyngitis, it took a while to heal up.
then, i started back fitness powerbuilding in november of whatever year that was.
i forget because i went through so much in all that whole time in the past few years.
i wanna say i been back on the fitness powerbuilding shyt for like four years straight this november, now.
i only missed those ten weeks from a skateboard injury and i don't miss.

i got the cheat code to this fitness powerbuilding shyt, too.
it would make nikkaz made as hell, to see the little shyt i do, and still killin.


art barr

did this fukk boy just say he was injured for 10 weeks from fukkin up a ollie? nikka i know for fact the last time you were on a skateboard it looked like this

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I'm still baffled people read @Art Barr posts. I might peek at the first two sentences as if this time it's really going to be comprehensible reading, but it never is and I just scroll past the rest.

I do that every post he makes , but would never in a million years ignore his posts

 

[King Crimson]

I do that every post he makes , but would never in a million years ignore his posts

fukking agree

 

[Art Barr]

00000000000000000000000000000022

did this fukk boy just say he was injured for 10 weeks from fukkin up a ollie? nikka i know for fact the last time you were on a skateboard it looked like this

That was true before I took a month in April 2014.
To relearn how to skateboard because my daughter wanted to learn to skateboard.
as a bday gift with a whole host of monster high dolls.
My daughter's bday is actually on:
April 20
She was born 04/20/2oo4
So, she has all the numbers and you know what that date means for me.
We blaze'n for real on 420.

Anyway,...
I have posted my child hood skateboard, before.
I just got a new deck, last year in july/august, if I remember right.
After relearning on my valterra cruiser from my childhood.
I bought a duplicate, for my daughter to ride at a garage scale.
Then put some mahawa 1's from my mahawa.
I got as an antique, from a friend who had no idea what it was.
It is worth 100 bucks...
after, rollin on a cruiser for about a few weeks or a month or two.
I moved to a buddy car pro slide deck.
I hurt my right hand doing an Ollie, when I fell of course.
I ain't even a grommet so that is to be expected.
Then after that I went straight reckless and slammed riding a big ass transition over some leaves like an idiot.
Slammed, tried to break my fall, and did sumfin I did not even know you could do.
I bruised my knuckle from the inside of my hand instead of the top side of my hand.
That whole injured revelation when you realize.
your bones can't hold up that 310 to bench no more is so disheartening.
So, I healed up skated all fall and when we moved out here to sc.
I was in summer shorts in February, and back on a deck.
Then about like two months ago.
I scaled down from the large slide deck.
finally to adjust and ride a standard double kick deck.
Which is my mike Anderson Helios deck.


Art Barr

Learning to Ollie was a damn near thirty year journey.
One of the hardest and most complicated complex athletic things to do.
I have big time respect for skaters,...and I love skating.
Just glad I am healthy enough at 38 to do it.

I will be 39, this year.
I believe my bday falls on thanksgiving day, this year, too

Art Barr

 

[General Mills]

the only answer now is

Omg I forgot all about this

 

[Art Barr]

Omg I forgot all about this

If you wanna lol moment.
I think you will appreciate on the rant side.
You should look up Scott Keith's rant on this whole feud.
shyt is some of the funniest shyt I read.
after crz stopped ranting in all of wrasslin rant history.


Art Barr

 

[General Mills]

That was true before I took a month in April 2014.
To relearn how to skateboard because my daughter wanted to learn to skateboard.
as a bday gift with a whole host of monster high dolls.
My daughter's bday is actually on:
April 20
She was born 04/20/2oo4
So, she has all the numbers and you know what that date means for me.
We blaze'n for real on 420.

Anyway,...
I have posted my child hood skateboard, before.
I just got a new deck, last year in july/august, if I remember right.
After relearning on my valterra cruiser from my childhood.
I bought a duplicate, for my daughter to ride at a garage scale.
Then put some mahawa 1's from my mahawa.
I got as an antique, from a friend who had no idea what it was.
It is worth 100 bucks...
after, rollin on a cruiser for about a few weeks or a month or two.
I moved to a buddy car pro slide deck.
I hurt my right hand doing an Ollie, when I fell of course.
I ain't even a grommet so that is to be expected.
Then after that I went straight reckless and slammed riding a big ass transition over some leaves like an idiot.
Slammed, tried to break my fall, and did sumfin I did not even know you could do.
I bruised my knuckle from the inside of my hand instead if the top side of my hand.
That whole injured revelation when you realize.
your bones can't hold up that 310 to bench no more is so disheartening.
So, I healed up skated all fall and when we moved out here to sc.
I was in summer shorts in February, and back on a deck.
Then about like two months ago.
I scaled down from the large slide deck.
finally to adjust and ride a standard double kick deck.
Which is my mike Anderson Helios deck.


Art Barr

Learning to Ollie was a damn near thirty year journey.
One of the hardest and most complicated complex athletic things to do.
I have big time respect for skaters,...and I love skating.
Just glad I am healthy enough at 38 to do it.

I will be 39, this year.
I believe my bday falls on thanksgiving day, this year, too

Art Barr

My brother had a Valterra deck back in the day. I had a Corey Obrien deck.

That was my baby. Was always to scared to drop in on full half pipes.... But this cac around the corner had a quarter pipe in his backyard. Other than that it was strictly street skating... That is until I road rashed up my face while trying to stunt for some females.

 

[General Mills]

If you wanna lol moment.
I think you will appreciate on the rant side.
You should look up Scott Keith's rant on this whole feud.
shyt is some of the funniest shyt I read.
after crz stopped ranting in all of wrasslin rant history.


Art Barr

I'm bout to look for that right now. Steiner looked legit mad during this segment.

 

[Art Barr]

My brother had a Valterra deck back in the day. I had a Corey Obrien deck.

That was my baby. Was always to scared to drop in on full half pipes.... But this cac around the corner had a quarter pipe in his backyard. Other than that it was strictly street skating... That is until I road rashed up my face while trying to stunt for some females.

I read that story it was so sad.

I got some pro Tec kneepads and some mountain goat sumfin wrist guards.
So, I am gonna drop in as soon as I find a bowl or pipe.

Art Barr