The General Mills Chronicles: Criterion Collection v.1-2 (updated with marriage stories)

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General Mills Chronicles: Criterion Collection v.1​

Poopy Waters

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/841101/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/841162/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/841247/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/841683/

The Halifax Horror

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/852655/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/852786/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/853246/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/853419/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/853523/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/858321/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/858448/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/858791/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/858870/

The Virgin Island Debacle

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/861171/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/861402/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/861759/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/861883/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/862090/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/862523/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/863289/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/863430/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/869561/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/869640/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/869739/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/869985/

· Part 13: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/870077/

The St. Martinique Story

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/871196/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/871278/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/871432/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/871582/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/872529/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/872974/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/873527/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/873577/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/873773/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/873938/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/874109/

The Tampa Swerve Move

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/896444/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/897212/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/897662/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/898312/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/898808/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/900342/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/900469/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/900642/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/900806/

Salt Shotgun

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/936427/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/936612/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/936828/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/936977/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/937179/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/937371/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/937481/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/946250/

Church Retreat Piss Pot

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/979843/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/980069/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/980264/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/980507/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/980676/

Gleaming the Cube

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1032171/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1032296/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1032531/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1032762/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1032955/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1033193/

Anchors Aweigh

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1080500/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1080631/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1080858/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1080987/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1081252/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1081464/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1081984/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1082577/

The Icehouse Simpleton

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1115571/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1115734/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1115909/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1116138/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1116254/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1116343/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1116419/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1116599/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1116772/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1116822/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1117018/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1117295/

Baltic Sea Capers, vol 1. (Germany)

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1174480/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1174619/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1174619/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1180241/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1180296/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1180324/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1182810/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1182897/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1183052/

The Turkey Trouble Affair & Related Stories

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1183052/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1183234/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1183362/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1183638/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1184674/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1191552/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1191622/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1191777/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1191850/

My Only Time Going to the Captain’s Mast

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1192861/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1193141/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1193284/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1193331/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1194785/

Baltic Sea Capers, vol 2. (Finland)

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1230994/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1231164/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1232520/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1232631/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1232733/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1232878/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1233162/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1233417/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1234394/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1234553/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1241675/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1242008/

· Part 13: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1242392/

· Part 14: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1242585/

· Part 15: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1243906/

· Part 16: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1244241/

· Part 17: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1244655/

· Part 18: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1245773/


Crackhead Comeuppance

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1265867/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1266130/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1266348/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1266694/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1266962/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1267217/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1267315/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1267586/

My First Florida Sonnings

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1383019/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1383059/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1383090/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1383118/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1383237/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1383313/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1383349/

Quick, Sad Stories About Crabs

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1411325/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1411393/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1411480/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1412046/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1412180/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1412222/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1412222/

Standing by Your Homie

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1465075/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1465220/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1465461/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1465701/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1465926/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1466132/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1473043/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1473382/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1476162/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1518331/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1518418/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1520903/

Baltic Sea Capers vol 3. (Netherlands)

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1552972/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1553267/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1554308/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1554726/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1555057/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1556023/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1556105/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1556705/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1556827/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1564137/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1564507/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1564587/

· Part 13: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1564686/

· Part 14: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1565231/

First Day of School Blues:

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1867984/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1869377/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1869412/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1966240/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1966811/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/1996399/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2000194/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2001587/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2107872/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2108127/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2108355/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2110134/

· Part 13: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2132774/

· Part 14: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2133255/

· Part 15: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2175819/

· Part 16: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2176095/

· Part 17: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/2176298/


Morons + MEPS = A shytty day.

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3059783/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3060534/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3060972/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3062080/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3062896/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3063068/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3063211/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3063331/

Real Admiral Rampage

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3097168/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3097416/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3097580/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3097920/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3112171/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3112236/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3113070/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3121845/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3122645/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3123155/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3123409/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3153880/

· Part 13: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3154299/

· Part 14: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3154570/

· Part 15: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3189907/

Flag Football Cult

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3194988/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3195390/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3195790/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3196146/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3198330/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3199383/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3221113/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3221583/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3222426/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3223115/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3224017/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3224703/

· Part 13: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3235493/

St. Bernadette’s Parochial School

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3250247/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3250468/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3250635/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3250702/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3301394/

The Confessional Coin-Up

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3301686/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3302281/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3302803/

Mary, Murphy, and Mark

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3639449/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3639693/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3639900/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3744682/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3744932/

The Black Angus Quickie

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3778389/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3778561/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3778726/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3778835/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3845278/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3846722/

WWF Belt Backlash

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3900534/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3900833/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3901028/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3901487/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3908668/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3909098/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3909256/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3910106/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3910622/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3910799/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/3911068/

The ABC Kids

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4069310/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4069621/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4070119/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4071259/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4072115/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4090296/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4090602/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4092343/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4092521/

Public Busses in Jacksonville:

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4132457/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4132678/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4133340/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4133660/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4134641/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4134641/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4135864/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4163586/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4163725/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4163969/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4164306/

Nino Clown – Drug Dealer:

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4204875/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4205888/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4206312/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4207254/

Rottweilers and Roundhouses:

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4227224/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4227566/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4227801/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4229351/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4229658/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4244707/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4245184/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4245442/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4308210/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4308357/

· Part 11: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4308549/

· Part 12: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4308936/

· Part 13: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4309214/

· Part 14: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4309511/

· Part 15: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4309796/

· Part 16: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4310211/

· Part 17: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4310859/

· Part 18: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4316575/

Hairline Hiccup

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4371670/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4372269/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4372628/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4373574/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4375485/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4388104/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4388215/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4388323/

The Chop Shop

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4893109/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4894394/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4895263/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4895766/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/4895766/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/6011483/

· Part 7: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/6013349/

· Part 8: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11066304/

· Part 9: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11066855/

· Part 10: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11068159/

Handicap Match:

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11081010/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11082877/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11092871/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11093527/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11116279/

Ewing Rejection

· Part 1: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12205742/

· Part 2: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12206104/

· Part 3: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12209521/

· Part 4: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12209711/

· Part 5: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/14546197/

· Part 6: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/14546583/
 
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:dead: this nikka just chronicled his catalog :wow:

:salute:

Now someone do this with @obarth TV recaps and I wouldn't have to live a second of my life unentertained


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General Mills said:
Holy shyt! :wow: I got other assorted stories floating around too. . . I got to rep you homie ghatdam. :wow: @MyGawdThePower
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This isn't all of them. There are a lot of broken links in the "GM Chronicles" thread to SOHH and other Coli threads. But, if you were to find or retype those stories, you can copy the links in the OP and update the full catalog yourself. Or you can just send me the links and I can put them in.
 
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