THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[gluvnast]

loved it, and that ENDING... yo. my theater stood up and applauded like 3 times throughout the film.

that 1st bane vs batman fight was on some luke vs. vadar on empire strikes back type shyt! had a n!gga feeling bad for the homie!

the 1st half was cool, it was very comic book-like, which is untypical for a nolan-verse batman but that 2nd half when gotham went to total sh!t and especially that last hour was on some

but that ENDING CERTIFIED it for me..

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afred:

bruce:

me:

 

[jmegamar]

It basically met my expectations. Bane and Catwoman came across on screen well. It was a kinda weak ending, but still as a whole a great trilogy.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

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Alfred almost had a brotha tearing up at the end. I stayed strong tho

 

[mastermind]

Really good, but the start went waaaay too fast. It was probably the worst of the three, but the standards are really high.

The ending makes me weep that Nolan isnt doing anymore.

 

[Jimmy ValenTime]

Its a good movie slower then Dark Knight. Less realistic, and batman is not in a lot of the film


The last act is

The other thing for me is Batman tries to brawl Bane too much and never out think him

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Catwoman is sexy as fukk

She able to pull off th sexy bytch thing really well but accept for stealing his car, she basically is his assistant through most of the film


Bruh's Nolan figured out a way to make Robin dope



The wayne stuck in the arab jail took wayyyyyyyy to long


Thali put in more work then any other villain

No Joker reference though everybody else got a shout out

 

[ogc163]

Good not great,probably won't be watching it again.

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SMFH at the way they killed Bane.

 

[HDKG]

It was just aiight. The worst out of the three tho. Cat woman did her thing and Bane was a GOON! His voice was wack tho it was hard to understand him at times

 

[NormanConnors]

Movie was subpar, borderline terrible

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

It was just aiight. The worst out of the three tho. Cat woman did her thing and Bane was a GOON! His voice was wack tho it was hard to understand him at times

I liked Bane's voice, I thought it was creepy and effective. Movie was awesome, but Dark Knight was better.

 

[Christian3o5]

Masterpiece.

Superman trailer had me like

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Good not great,probably won't be watching it again.

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SMFH at the way they killed Bane.

Is he dead tho..... Or unconscious


The only thing unrealistic to me was

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catwoman going to an all male prison, man that chick wouldve been raped Soooooooooo many times, matter fact when they got released, no way in hell a minimum of 80 nikkas ain't gonna be like "fukk this, let's go find her and get some p*ssy before we bounce". Especially the side whose wrist she broke. I seen too many prison films and watched every season of Oz, and when there was chaos, there was always that one dude or more that was always trynna go rape someone real quick

 

[Master Teacher]

This is my first post. I usually lurk on here to find some free shyt to download, but I had share my feeling that this movie was fukking terrible.

Darkman was better than this shyt, the acting horrible, Taila's death scene was fukking laughable and how the hell did Gordon's old ass survive being on the track with no protection during crashes and explosions.

Batman's voice was the worst, especially when he asked Bane for the detonator, shyt was beyond terrible, I mean horrible, how could anybody just give this shyt a pass.

How did this nikka get back from China or wherever the fukk he was in a few days with no communication and transportation.

Batman looked gay in his mask, fight scenes worst than Adam West and George Clooney
this nikka flies off with a bomb like he's Bruce Willis or something,
shyt was the worst batman movie right behind Batman and Robin

 

[lamont614]

Rip Heath ledger


He couldn't even get a shout out breh??????!


Bane death was so weak breh

Music was only thing top notch


Fight scenes was terrible nikkas was waiting for batman moves

Since u can tell I ain't feeling the movie


The best scene to me Is when batman first came back on the bike and turn off the lights on them nikkas

 

[Bryan Danielson]

This is my first post. I usually lurk on here to find some free shyt to download, but I had share my feeling that this movie was fukking terrible.

Darkman was better than this shyt, the acting horrible, Taila's death scene was fukking laughable and how the hell did Gordon's old ass survive being on the track with no protection during crashes and explosions.

Batman's voice was the worst, especially when he asked Bane for the detonator, shyt was beyond terrible, I mean horrible, how could anybody just give this shyt a pass.

How did this nikka get back from China or wherever the fukk he was in a few days with no communication and transportation.

Batman looked gay in his mask, fight scenes worst than Adam West and George Clooney
this nikka flies off with a bomb like he's Bruce Willis or something,
shyt was the worst batman movie right behind Batman and Robin

This "League" will rise up and deal with you in a minute...... I think I'm bout to go microwave some popcorn this about to be good

 

[Jimmy ValenTime]

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I only wish Brother Heath had lived so the Joker could had been the Judge scarcrow could freak the kid out
who stole the apple

Anybody else think Catwomen smashed her roommate