THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]
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itsyoung!!
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is it me or is this the 2nd batman movie in a row that made that scarecrow seem like nothing ?? I feel he should be up there in the ranks or bane/joker but in the dark knight he gets arrested with ease ( 
) and in this movie hes the judge (which I thought was coo) but at the same time.. why didnt they have him try and control bane 
and then try and take over gotham himself ?
Bane aint immune to bullets, when the cops and all them are fighting on the street, how come no one shot bane ??
I dunno... its just to me seemed like he should of played a bigger part in the past 2 movies (scarecrow)
9/10 movie though for me.. was entertained
I literally threw my hands up in the air when Gordon dropped the box to interrupt the signal for the bomb, I knew that shyt was coming.. in my head im like.. this mafukka gonna drop the box.. then sure enough he did
I didnt have a problem with Thalia and Bane relationship.. I do have a problem with her being rich enough to buy wayne enterprise (so.. did she get rich before or after her dad die?? it obviously wasnt the plan from when she escaped.. so she escaped, became one of the most successful business women in the world and then even after having one of the best success stories ever told she turns around and wants to commit suicide to honor her father, who she despised ??
).. so if her dad never died, would she still be running a very successful business or committing that ????
but my biggest problem in the movie was how bane died.. I feel like they needed bat man to kill him not cat woman shooting him with the bike just seemed lack luster to me..
edit: also.. when batman was in prison and they were explaining "THE LITTLE BOY ESCAPING" batman says "BANE.." and they agree.. THEY(the prisoners) WHERE THERE when it happened so how the fukk could they mistake BANE for a GIRL ? Not only that, bane was a grown ass man while still in prison, so how could they mistake THALIA for BANE ?
bane left in the prison, fighting people, and gets his mouth ripped off.. prisoners see this.. but then go on to explain a story for months to batman that it was bane that climbed the wall, but come to find out it was thalia
it woulda made sense except that the old timers in the prison said they seen bane themselves escape..
) and in this movie hes the judge (which I thought was coo) but at the same time.. why didnt they have him try and control bane and then try and take over gotham himself ? Bane aint immune to bullets, when the cops and all them are fighting on the street, how come no one shot bane ??
I dunno... its just to me seemed like he should of played a bigger part in the past 2 movies (scarecrow)
9/10 movie though for me.. was entertained
I literally threw my hands up in the air when Gordon dropped the box to interrupt the signal for the bomb, I knew that shyt was coming.. in my head im like.. this mafukka gonna drop the box.. then sure enough he did
I didnt have a problem with Thalia and Bane relationship.. I do have a problem with her being rich enough to buy wayne enterprise (so.. did she get rich before or after her dad die?? it obviously wasnt the plan from when she escaped.. so she escaped, became one of the most successful business women in the world and then even after having one of the best success stories ever told she turns around and wants to commit suicide to honor her father, who she despised ??
).. so if her dad never died, would she still be running a very successful business or committing that ???? but my biggest problem in the movie was how bane died.. I feel like they needed bat man to kill him not cat woman shooting him with the bike just seemed lack luster to me..
edit: also.. when batman was in prison and they were explaining "THE LITTLE BOY ESCAPING" batman says "BANE.." and they agree.. THEY(the prisoners) WHERE THERE when it happened so how the fukk could they mistake BANE for a GIRL ? Not only that, bane was a grown ass man while still in prison, so how could they mistake THALIA for BANE ?
bane left in the prison, fighting people, and gets his mouth ripped off.. prisoners see this.. but then go on to explain a story for months to batman that it was bane that climbed the wall, but come to find out it was thalia
it woulda made sense except that the old timers in the prison said they seen bane themselves escape..
How this fool Nolan going to have a budget of 800 mil and 6 hours plus of film to work on and he can't shoot 1 good fight sequence involving Batman showing off his fighting skills, putting the beats on random goons.
You got a shoe string budget fan made movie for youtube audience (Batman v Captain America) showing off better fight choreography.
It's a shame.
You got a shoe string budget fan made movie for youtube audience (Batman v Captain America) showing off better fight choreography.
It's a shame.
OmegaK2099
Gettin' It In
boy shut your ass, i remember you being the biggest batman stan in the rec room it was disgusting
Nick Barnes
All Star
Finally saw the movie last night, shyt was 
can't wait to see it again.
can't wait to see it again.
is it me or is this the 2nd batman movie in a row that made that scarecrow seem like nothing ?? I feel he should be up there in the ranks or bane/joker but in the dark knight he gets arrested with ease (
Bane aint immune to bullets, when the cops and all them are fighting on the street, how come no one shot bane ??
I dunno... its just to me seemed like he should of played a bigger part in the past 2 movies (scarecrow)
9/10 movie though for me.. was entertained
I literally threw my hands up in the air when Gordon dropped the box to interrupt the signal for the bomb, I knew that shyt was coming.. in my head im like.. this mafukka gonna drop the box.. then sure enough he did
I didnt have a problem with Thalia and Bane relationship.. I do have a problem with her being rich enough to buy wayne enterprise (so.. did she get rich before or after her dad die?? it obviously wasnt the plan from when she escaped.. so she escaped, became one of the most successful business women in the world and then even after having one of the best success stories ever told she turns around and wants to commit suicide to honor her father, who she despised ??
but my biggest problem in the movie was how bane died.. I feel like they needed bat man to kill him not cat woman shooting him with the bike just seemed lack luster to me..
edit: also.. when batman was in prison and they were explaining "THE LITTLE BOY ESCAPING" batman says "BANE.." and they agree.. THEY(the prisoners) WHERE THERE when it happened so how the fukk could they mistake BANE for a GIRL ? Not only that, bane was a grown ass man while still in prison, so how could they mistake THALIA for BANE ?
bane left in the prison, fighting people, and gets his mouth ripped off.. prisoners see this.. but then go on to explain a story for months to batman that it was bane that climbed the wall, but come to find out it was thalia
it woulda made sense except that the old timers in the prison said they seen bane themselves escape..
1. i happen to disagree, the scarecrow cameo in this one was the best out of the trilogy. the one thing i disliked about batman begins was how WEAK of a villian scarecrow was. whereas the two small scenes in RISES, that dude was swagged on some DEATH or EXILE, or fucckit, DEATH BY EXILE type sh1t! i loved how he was in this movie.
but, at the end of the day, scarecrow was a LoS loyalist, he ought to be MORE THAN thankful that bane broke him out of prison and promoted his status as JUDGE and JURY of all of gotham. now that's POWER!
2. in an upclose chaos battle, you won't have time to pull out a weapon and shoot, especially at BANE. you see whut happened when BANE's mercenaries tried to open fire on the police. they was just too many, it was forced into a fist fight after that.
3. back to scarecrow, his tale concluded in BEGINS, there's nothing more to add to it really.
4. even thou the LoS as a worldwide secret society is already caking, and her being at the head, we'll ignore that fact and take into consideration of when BANE wiped away all of bruce's fortune, that money HAD to of gone somewhere! (hint: talia). not to mention, it was BRUCE's decision to pass the torch to talia so it wouldn't go to daggert. daggert was a decoy/pawn that bruce fell right into. lets just say, talia and bane planned it out perfectly. this is CHESS not CHECKERS.
as for her love/hate relationship with her father, she ALWAYS loved him, but couldn't forgive him for him exiling bane from the LoS due to ra's own personal griefs. but, it's not crazy of her wanting to fulfill her father's destiny as well as seek revenge for bruce when bruce wasn't any different. once bruce's parents died, his life desire was originally to kill joe chill then later fulfill his father's wishes of a better gotham which was why he became batman in the 1st place.
5. bane's death was perfectly fine. you may want batman to kill him, but BATMAN DOES NOT KILL. 2nd of all, we already seen batman defeated him. 3rdly, it was poetic justice for catwoman to return and save the day, when she sorta was responsible for all of this happening all along, from stealing bruce's fingerprints, to leading him to bane knowing whut could happen. plus, she's the only one who has NO reservations on killing anyone as she justifiably stated after shooting a missile to bane's chest.
6. the prison scenes you need to rewatch again. 1st, they never identified the gender of the child, bruce ASSUMED it was bane. 2nd, there was a disagreement among the two prisoners, especially with one of the prisoners being blind! lastly, when bruce mentioned his assumption that bane was the child that made the jump, the prisoner abruptly stopped telling the story saying bane doesn't want that tale to be told. and sleeping with talia REALLY clouded his mind to even think it would of been HER that was involved. p*ssy has powers at times.
Brandeezy
Superstar
The extras fighting (cops and prisoners) at the end was horrible. If you look behind batman and Bane fighting, these dudes were throwing fake punches and shyt lol. It was more noticeable in IMAX
BLAZO da GAWD
Superstar
shytI would have liked to see Scarecrow as the main villain in 'Begins', never likes Ra, but I didn't know him from the comics either. He was always one of my favorites from the WB cartoon series, creepy and crazy as fukk. They did kind of waste him in the series, imo.
As a movie I think TDKR is clearly the better movie...the greatness of the Joker character clouding y'all judgement....along with the fact Joker had a plan a)plan b)c)and plan d) made Banes movement not stand out as much but Bane wuz an incredible character and I don't know who I liked more...Joker wuz funny and portrayed as a mastermind to the point a Riddler character would be pointless bcuz u can't get too much more intelligent then how Joker moved and the puzzles he wuz layin out..
But my nikka Bane he wuz sayin sum cold shyt like "you just adopted the dark I wuz born in it" all while soundin lik Count Dracula from sesame street lol....not to mention he beat the dawg shyt outta batman...punched his mask in,broke his back,put him in jail....only part I wuz dissapointed about wuz he didn't have them tubes that make him stronger but that might have came off cartoonish.....and I thought from the trailers there wuz gon be a scene where Bruce came home to the bat cave and Bane wuz in there waiting to kill em...it wuz more raw in the book when he shytted on Batman in his own mansion.
It took me a minute to realize ol boy wuz Robin bcuz I didn't remember his name bein what they said it wuz in the movie for sum reason? I thought he wuz gon be a villian in the movie and couldn't understand why Bruce confessed to bein Batman basically with that weak "I could tell by ur facial expression" shyt...I wuz so dissapointed to find out he still depressed over ol girl from last movie...wuz happy when he finally got sum puzzy but I knew she wuz makin a heel turn at that point and saw sum simpin comin in the near future....had no clue she wuz Araz daughter tho,just figured she wuz one of Banes bytchez....they gave it away durin the court scene where Bane says "bring her to me"......
Liked the story about the pit,and the lil girl had her head shaved and the mother I'm sure told them she wuz a boy and disguised him as a boy so they wouldn't rape her to death like they did her that's probaly y the rest of the prison didn't know...damn she got raped by a whole prison full of dudes who ain't had puzzy in years
....and I never got thekind of love Bane and Talia had for each other....he raised her from a baby basically so wuz it a father daughter relationship or wuz he hittin that? And did Raz kick him out bcuz he wuz jealous of their relationship or just bcuz this ugly nikka loved his daughter on sum sexual shyt
...I liked my explanation better than Bane gettin kicked out for bein ugly
...u trained him all that time but suddenly his scars are too much and u don't kill him to preserve secrets of ur organization,u just let em go?Bane wuz trained by the best tho,too just call him a goon like he wuznt mentally sharp gets the 
but Bane wuz an incredible character and I don't know who I liked more...Joker wuz funny and portrayed as a mastermind to the point a Riddler character would be pointless bcuz u can't get too much more intelligent then how Joker moved and the puzzles he wuz layin out..But my nikka Bane
he wuz sayin sum cold shyt like "you just adopted the dark I wuz born in it" all while soundin lik Count Dracula from sesame street lol....not to mention he beat the dawg shyt outta batman...punched his mask in,broke his back,put him in jail....only part I wuz dissapointed about wuz he didn't have them tubes that make him stronger but that might have came off cartoonish.....and I thought from the trailers there wuz gon be a scene where Bruce came home to the bat cave and Bane wuz in there waiting to kill em...it wuz more raw in the book when he shytted on Batman in his own mansion.It took me a minute to realize ol boy wuz Robin bcuz I didn't remember his name bein what they said it wuz in the movie for sum reason? I thought he wuz gon be a villian in the movie and couldn't understand why Bruce confessed to bein Batman basically with that weak "I could tell by ur facial expression" shyt
...I wuz so dissapointed to find out he still depressed over ol girl from last movie...wuz happy when he finally got sum puzzy but I knew she wuz makin a heel turn at that point and saw sum simpin comin in the near future....had no clue she wuz Araz daughter tho,just figured she wuz one of Banes bytchez....they gave it away durin the court scene where Bane says "bring her to me"......Liked the story about the pit,and the lil girl had her head shaved and the mother I'm sure told them she wuz a boy and disguised him as a boy so they wouldn't rape her to death like they did her that's probaly y the rest of the prison didn't know...damn she got raped by a whole prison full of dudes who ain't had puzzy in years
....and I never got thekind of love Bane and Talia had for each other....he raised her from a baby basically so wuz it a father daughter relationship or wuz he hittin that? And did Raz kick him out bcuz he wuz jealous of their relationship or just bcuz this ugly nikka loved his daughter on sum sexual shyt...I liked my explanation better than Bane gettin kicked out for bein ugly...u trained him all that time but suddenly his scars are too much and u don't kill him to preserve secrets of ur organization,u just let em go?Bane wuz trained by the best tho,too just call him a goon like he wuznt mentally sharp gets the
And why y'all think Bruce ain't have connects to borrow sumbodys jet or a helicopter and parachute back into gotham? Far as I could tell there wuz no sort of "No Fly Zone" set up....there just couldn't be sum obvious escape measure to rescue thousands of people,they woulda noticed and blew the city up...but one man droppin in
Nah...Joker got captured in a pretty wack way,y'all talkin about how Bane died wack
And 2Face came in at the end and made the ending a lot more anti climatic don't u think?it shoulda ended with a showdown with Joker...instead it ended with 2face holding a gun to Grodons kids...I barely give a shyt about Commisioner Gordon what makes u think we cared if his kid took one to the chest..And Morgan Freeman didn't get enuff screentime for me this time,Alfred wuz really good and bought sum emotion to the movie....didn't know why he wuz goin on about Bruce personal life,I didn't see him bringin puzzy into the mansion for himself.
There's explanations, sure, it was just kind of an eye roll inducing moment, him just walking up in sweater/slacks, freshly shaved, out of fukking nowhere, when he was looking all Grizzly Adams two scenes ago. Too smooth, too slick.
The whole last act was full of bullshyt, and nonsense, but it was overall straight. The pacing, dialog, were all flawed, why waste time showing Franco from Rescue Me? I think they had some definite problems with the script, running time, everything, it just gets so choppy towards the end. And the timer on the bomb...was so lame.
But, in all fairness, the same issues are in 'The Dark Knight', no denying that.
The whole last act was full of bullshyt, and nonsense, but it was overall straight. The pacing, dialog, were all flawed, why waste time showing Franco from Rescue Me? I think they had some definite problems with the script, running time, everything, it just gets so choppy towards the end. And the timer on the bomb...was so lame.
But, in all fairness, the same issues are in 'The Dark Knight', no denying that.