The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

Is this McCarthys last year?


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This front-office is the only reason why Dak even has a career, so it works both ways.

He walked into a championship-level roster in 16. Was extremely average in 17 and was horrible the first half of 18. If they didnt trade for Amari, Dak is a backup somewhere…

The front-office is horrible, but lets not act like Dak is some prize that they should thank the heavens for. He is a big reason, if not the biggest, as to why we dont advance in the playoffs

The only guy who is statistically in the top 8 of every passing category you can come up with is the biggest reason why we don't advance in the playoffs:pachaha:

It's not because we paying top money for a running back to eke out a 1000 yards in a season:pachaha:

It's not because we are flat out the most penalized team in the entire league :pachaha:

It's not because our kicker was toward the top of the league for missed fields goals AND missed extra points :pachaha:

It's not because we hired a coach who every since he left his old team they win 4 our of every 5 games they play and have literally been the number one seed in the NFC every fukking year since he got fired :pachaha:

It's because of the guy who you can't find 8 QB's in the nfl who throw for more yards, throws for more touchdowns, completes more passes, has a higher number for yards per completion AND attempts... that's the guy who is stopping us from advancing :pachaha:



No defense in the entire league gave up more first downs via penalty than the dallas cowboys but Dak Prescott is the number 1 reason why the cowboys don't win in the playoffs :pachaha:

Mike McCarthy is widely regarded as the worst coach in the entire nfl when it comes to managing the clock but Dak Prescott is the number 1 reason why the cowboys don't win in the playoffs :pachaha:

Ezekiel Elliot rand for 74 yards TOTAL against 3 teams that made the playoffs but he is not at all the reason why the Dallas Cowboys can't win in the playoffs... It's Dak Prescott...who in 4 games against 3 teams that made the playoffs threw for 13 touchdown passes :pachaha:

Stuff like this used to make me :gucci:. But not anymore. I never watch espn or colin cowherd or these talking head shows so I don't know what the media narrative is about a player. But now that I do watch it during free agency I see the narrative they create around players and now I fully understand that you guys don't actually think Dak Prescott is bad, you just heard Shannon say it and heard Colin say it and heard Stephen A say it and you just run with it. That's why every time we ever start to talk real world numbers about Dak you guys can never do better than "he aint it" or "he aint nothing without Amari" or "he don't make the throws." It's cause you guys don't ever do anything when it comes to players but listen to what some talking head told you about them. So instead of just actually saying "you know what, I am going to take the top 8 qb's in the nfl, which is where Dak ranks statistically, and I want to see who's defense gives up the most rushing yards, who's defense gives up the most passing yards, who's defense commits the most penalties, who's field goal kicker misses the most kicks, and who's defense gives up the most points." If you did that where do you think Dak Prescott would rank :pachaha:. Instead you say "the guy who threw for 375 yards and 3 touchdowns against a playoff caliber team, he is the number one reason why we don't advance."

"Dak is the reason why we didn't advance against the 49ers." Meanwhile in the real world the 49ers got to 3rd and 3 or 2 the entire game and on the few occasions our defense did stop them, Gregory lined up offsides and it was a 1st down anyway. This team scored 2 touchdowns the whole game. Dak threw for one and Dak ran for one. Did our running back who is the highest paid player at his position score a touchdown? No. Did he even run for 40 yards in the entire game? No. Did our defense who styled against the Mike Glennons of the world record one sack? No. But according to you, the fact that we paying record money for 31 rushing yards in a playoff game, the fact that our running back scored exactly 0 points in the playoff game, the fact that our defense generated exactly 0 sacks in a playoff game, the fact that we had 14 penalties, the most EVER in a playoff game, none of that matters, because Dak Prescott is the biggest reason why we don't win.:pachaha:
 

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DL - Tank, Gallimore and Usi still is better than any DL line we had in recent memory - losing Gregory don't mean that much

LB - Parson, Cox and @dtownreppin214 - serviceable, still ain't finish - LVE & Neal can be easily replaced.

OL - ain't finish

QB - ain't horrible he just dont have the accuracy, vision, awareness or arm.

Ya'll gotta chill with the world is on fire approach because of what other teams are doing. It's clear that the Cowboys are looking for [rookie] contracts but everybody acting like we need to sign every available player at positions of need and we dont.

These players being better/healthy makes this team better next year: Parson in year 2, Bossman over Brown, healthy Tank, 800 yard Diggs, healthy Wilson, 60% snap Hooker, 2 year Osi

Add a LB/DE and let the defense get back to it.

The offense is going to be who they are no matter the skill player :yeshrug:

that blind optimism makes me want to puke.


I’m gonna bookmark this post when it’s week one and Brown is starting for whatever reason opposite Diggs. And Lewis is still in the Nickel.

this franchise needs to see real pain. The type of pain that will force them to hire a real GM who can pick his own staff, or simply sell the team. I’m done blindly supporting this fukkery.


And I don’t even blame Dak for taxing their pockets. Everybody else does, so why shouldn’t he?
 

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The only guy who is statistically in the top 8 of every passing category you can come up with is the biggest reason why we don't advance in the playoffs:pachaha:

It's not because we paying top money for a running back to eke out a 1000 yards in a season:pachaha:

It's not because we are flat out the most penalized team in the entire league :pachaha:

It's not because our kicker was toward the top of the league for missed fields goals AND missed extra points :pachaha:

It's not because we hired a coach who every since he left his old team they win 4 our of every 5 games they play and have literally been the number one seed in the NFC every fukking year since he got fired :pachaha:

It's because of the guy who you can't find 8 QB's in the nfl who throw for more yards, throws for more touchdowns, completes more passes, has a higher number for yards per completion AND attempts... that's the guy who is stopping us from advancing :pachaha:



No defense in the entire league gave up more first downs via penalty than the dallas cowboys but Dak Prescott is the number 1 reason why the cowboys don't win in the playoffs :pachaha:

Mike McCarthy is widely regarded as the worst coach in the entire nfl when it comes to managing the clock but Dak Prescott is the number 1 reason why the cowboys don't win in the playoffs :pachaha:

Ezekiel Elliot rand for 74 yards TOTAL against 3 teams that made the playoffs but he is not at all the reason why the Dallas Cowboys can't win in the playoffs... It's Dak Prescott...who in 4 games against 3 teams that made the playoffs threw for 13 touchdown passes :pachaha:

Stuff like this used to make me :gucci:. But not anymore. I never watch espn or colin cowherd or these talking head shows so I don't know what the media narrative is about a player. But now that I do watch it during free agency I see the narrative they create around players and now I fully understand that you guys don't actually think Dak Prescott is bad, you just heard Shannon say it and heard Colin say it and heard Stephen A say it and you just run with it. That's why every time we ever start to talk real world numbers about Dak you guys can never do better than "he aint it" or "he aint nothing without Amari" or "he don't make the throws." It's cause you guys don't ever do anything when it comes to players but listen to what some talking head told you about them. So instead of just actually saying "you know what, I am going to take the top 8 qb's in the nfl, which is where Dak ranks statistically, and I want to see who's defense gives up the most rushing yards, who's defense gives up the most passing yards, who's defense commits the most penalties, who's field goal kicker misses the most kicks, and who's defense gives up the most points." If you did that where do you think Dak Prescott would rank :pachaha:. Instead you say "the guy who threw for 375 yards and 3 touchdowns against a playoff caliber team, he is the number one reason why we don't advance."

"Dak is the reason why we didn't advance against the 49ers." Meanwhile in the real world the 49ers got to 3rd and 3 or 2 the entire game and on the few occasions our defense did stop them, Gregory lined up offsides and it was a 1st down anyway. This team scored 2 touchdowns the whole game. Dak threw for one and Dak ran for one. Did our running back who is the highest paid player at his position score a touchdown? No. Did he even run for 40 yards in the entire game? No. Did our defense who styled against the Mike Glennons of the world record one sack? No. But according to you, the fact that we paying record money for 31 rushing yards in a playoff game, the fact that our running back scored exactly 0 points in the playoff game, the fact that our defense generated exactly 0 sacks in a playoff game, the fact that we had 14 penalties, the most EVER in a playoff game, none of that matters, because Dak Prescott is the biggest reason why we don't win.:pachaha:
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This front-office is the only reason why Dak even has a career, so it works both ways.

He walked into a championship-level roster in 16. Was extremely average in 17 and was horrible the first half of 18. If they didnt trade for Amari, Dak is a backup somewhere…

The front-office is horrible, but lets not act like Dak is some prize that they should thank the heavens for. He is a big reason, if not the biggest, as to why we dont advance in the playoffs


I agree. I tried to rock with him but he makes some throws that are just horrible and he isnt the type of QB to carry a team. I dont know why some fans act like we holding back his career like he Rodgers or something. He is who he is at this point. We gotta beef up the D to have any shot of making noise in the playoffs
 

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This fanbase is garbage at identifying why the team wins/loses. The team.gave up 18 penalties against SF, literally a record, most QB's aren't overcoming that. Anyone blaming dak solely for that loss has an agenda and/or don't know wtf they are watching. That was the definition of a team loss. And if you think Jimmy G is a better QB than dak football not for you.
 

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Meanwhile we got Black Kirk checking it down for the first 53 minutes of every game

Why do you keep posting this bs as if it isn't easily debunked? Dak is top 5 in yards and ypa. The narrative that he consistently checks down is factually inaccurate. You sound like a trump supporter quit posting false shyt..
 

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This fanbase is garbage at identifying why the team wins/loses. The team.gave up 18 penalties against SF, literally a record, most QB's aren't overcoming that. Anyone blaming dak solely for that loss has an agenda and/or don't know wtf they are watching. That was the definition of a team loss. And if you think Jimmy G is a better QB than dak football not for you.

I dunno why some of yall are riding hard for Dak. I mean eye test shows he doesnt have the IT factor. Hes the type of QB that needs a loaded roster to win. Its ok to put some blame on the QB or to even evaluate him fairly.
 

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I dunno brehs

I remember when we used to overpay for Brandon Carr and Mo Glass, Ken Hamlin, Tyrone Crawford, Jay Ratliff amongst other nikkas.

I get that we haven’t been spending big recently but I’d almost rather this approach for now vs the one previously that consistently had us in cap hell.

my hope is that since we are expecting to regress, we’ll shock everyone. Similar to 2009, 2014, 2016, 2018, and even 2021.

we lost TO going into 2009 - won the division and playoff game

we lost Dez going into 2018 - won a playoff game (needed to trade for Amari tho)

Trying to be hopeful brehs :mjcry:
 

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I just don’t understand what Randy Gregory and Anthony Brown fukking up have to do with the offense being totally anemic the entire game

It would be one thing if we put up 34 and lost to the 9ers

This dikkhead struggled to get to 15, even with SFs best player and defender knocked out of the game…

Dak swallowers want 01 Ravens defense, 2016 Zeke, greatest show on turf WR corps, 93 Cowboys OL, and a 1k TE. And even then, it’ll be “look at all the penalties!”
 
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