The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[Dwight Howard]

It needs to be said

Boyz won't be great and win rings again until they draft a 1st RD QB

They can try to plug all these players in all they want. It ain't happening. They need an elite QB. Don't come me with anomalies like Brady, Warner, Baby Hair, and Foles

We're just wasting talent, tryna get a 4th rd QB to play as an elite

Give it up. It ain't happening. Dak the qb for the next 4-5 years and is good enough to win with. Wild you dudes running around repeating the same shyt over and over as if it's gonna change anything. Cowboys are 53-32 with dak at qb.

 

[El Bombi]

over 400 yards and 3 touchdowns on the defending champs and got us the lead early but "aint shyt against" playoff level teams

Over 370 and 2 touchdowns against the raiders but "aint shyt" against playoff level teams

8 touchdown passes, 0 picks, and two 40 pieces against the eagles in 2 games but "aint shyt" against playoff level teams

So 4 games against teams that made the playoffs we got 13 touchdowns passes by Mr "aint shyt" against playoff level teams

Meanwhile let's check Zeke stats against the Bucs


11 rushes for 33 yards

against the raiders

9 rushes for 25 yards

against the cardinals

9 rushed for 16 yards

Dak "aint shyt" against playoffs teams but when our highest paid running back EVER had to play against 3 playoffs teams he had a grand total of 74 yards

I aint never seen a starting running back run for 74 yards across 3 whole games

Jonathan Taylor had multiple games where he had more rushing yards in a half than Zeke had in 3 games

You talking about Von not wanting to come to Dallas cause of Dak, he sure is shyt aint coming once he see these numbers by Zeke cause we can't ever just run the clock out and Von going to be on the field the whole damn 4th quarter after we give it to Zeke 3 times for 8 yards

We paying a nikka the MOST MONEY EVER FOR HIS POSITION to get 74 yards total against 3 playoff teams

And you in here talking about Dak

Zeke played 3 full games and aint even run the length of a football field and you talking about Dak

Lawd Jesus I knew this nikka was trash but gawd damn... 74 yards total against 3 playoff teams

I'm 100% positive if we wiped the CTE off Marion Barber brain he could do more than that right now

Josesph Randle can come straight off the yard out the pin and do more than this

And you talking about Dak

shyt if Dak aint showing up to a "high stakes game" then Zeke aint even in the Casino with this trash

I'm not about to read all of this babble.

 

[Spade]

It needs to be said

Boyz won't be great and win rings again until they draft a 1st RD QB

They can try to plug all these players in all they want. It ain't happening. They need an elite QB. Don't come me with anomalies like Brady, Warner, Baby Hair, and Foles

We're just wasting talent, tryna get a 4th rd QB to play as an elite

I said this I think in the official thread in January. The experiment of thinking yiu can win consistently with undrafted or lower drafted qbs for years needs to cease. Tom Brady is an anomaly and won’t happen again.

 

[Surreal]

Give it up. It ain't happening. Dak the qb for the next 4-5 years and is good enough to win with. Wild you dudes running around repeating the same shyt over and over as if it's gonna change anything. Cowboys are 53-32 with dak at qb.

That's right. Just enuff to keep fans interested and hover above .500 and get a playoff home game to lose while piling up NFC Least wins. Eventually, maybe in another season, those divisional teams will get their shyt together. Philly a QB away. Tho Hurts upside is better than Dak as well

Jerruh has played the long game

 

[Surreal]

I said this I think in the official thread in January. The experiment of thinking yiu can win consistently with undrafted or lower drafted qbs for years needs to cease. Tom Brady is an anomaly and won’t happen again.

And it's not a knock on him

He's just not good enuff to make average, cheap talent better. Many aren't and that's OK

Shoulda been a bridge QB like Alex Smith

 

[duckbutta]

I'm not about to read all of this babble.

Of course not, reading takes comprehension , which you lack. You don't ever post anything beyond "dak sucks" and "dez is a retard" and "look at how attractive this chick is that works for the yankees" when her adams apple is bigger than kawhi leonards hands

 

[duckbutta]

Dak like Ray Charles in the pocket. Can't see shyt but making magic

shyt what else we going to do, give it to Mr 1.8 a carry

Dak be yelling "Kill Kill" before we even come out the huddle

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Dak be yelling "Kill Kill" before we even come out the huddle

That would actually require him to have the ability to make presnap reads

Only so many times you can audible to a WR screen because you’re terrified

 

[duckbutta]

That would actually require him to have the ability to make presnap reads

Only so many times you can audible to a WR screen because you’re terrified

Well we definitely getting more off that screen than we are handing it to a running back with a cap hit so high you think he a quarterback

We'd be better off scrapping every single running play and throwing a wr screen instead

Hell in that Cardinals game Dak would have been better off just throwing the ball 20 yards in the stands instead of giving it to Mr 1.8

 

[El Bombi]

Of course not, reading takes comprehension , which you lack. You don't ever post anything beyond "dak sucks" and "dez is a retard" and "look at how attractive this chick is that works for the yankees" when her adams apple is bigger than kawhi leonards hands

Don't get mad that no one take your nonsensical babble seriously.


Blah...Blah...Blah, Dak is the best QB in Cowboys history.

Blah...Blah...Blah, I hate Kawhi Leonard.

Blah...Blah...Blah, I hate Luka.

 

[duckbutta]

Don't get mad that no one take your nonsensical babble seriously.


Blah...Blah...Blah, Dak is the best QB in Cowboys history.

Blah...Blah...Blah, I hate Kawhi Leonard.

Blah...Blah...Blah, I hate Luka.

Don't get mad that you post nothing but dumb shyt and everybody let it slide but not today. Sometimes you got to let the village idiot know that just cause he learned to count to 10 he still the village idiot

 

[L. Deezy]

1st round pick needs to be spent on OL. Really no way around it.

Awful run and pass blocking all season last year. Likely will only get worse as our guys get older.

fukk it, spend a 3rd on OL as well. Just stock up on the position group. No point in trotting out Dak and Zeke/Pollard if they’re not afforded decent protection.

Drafting defense would be ideal, but this front office hasn’t hit on a lineman since 2014. And now we’re paying the price.

Naw, We need some experienced cheap OL players in FA. We in a win now mode. Nobody got time to worry bout a learning curve on OL. Dak already got happy feet and panics in the pocket. He aint gonna trust rookies.

Dak cant win us a ring... so we gotta be a defensive team with more than adequate offense.

 

[L. Deezy]

Give it up. It ain't happening. Dak the qb for the next 4-5 years and is good enough to win with. Wild you dudes running around repeating the same shyt over and over as if it's gonna change anything. Cowboys are 53-32 with dak at qb.

Lol. Yeah.. but how many of them wins against the NFC east?

 

[El Bombi]

Don't get mad that you post nothing but dumb shyt and everybody let it slide but not today. Sometimes you got to let the village idiot know that just cause he learned to count to 10 he still the village idiot

The village idiot is the one that's making excuses for Fraudscott.

 

[Estarossa]

Give it up. It ain't happening. Dak the qb for the next 4-5 years and is good enough to win with. Wild you dudes running around repeating the same shyt over and over as if it's gonna change anything. Cowboys are 53-32 with dak at qb.

Except we haven’t won anything for the 6 years that he’s been the QB.

Beating up on garbage teams but damn near folding against any team with any semblance of talent isn’t good enough to win anything.

Other than the Eagles none of the teams we beat last season made the playoffs.

fukk Dak.