The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[PortCityProphet]

This is what needs to happen. We need to lock up Von Miller and Wagner. And see about the Honey Badger.

My guy playing with the salary cap turned off

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I bet Luka can read NFL defenses better than Dak

 

[Surreal]

My guy playing with the salary cap turned off

 

[El Bombi]

I bet Luka can read NFL defenses better than Dak

Probably have a better arm than Fraudscott as well.

 

[Dwight Howard]

I bet Luka can read NFL defenses better than Dak

Can't read a defense but lead the #1 offense in the league

 

[who_better_than_me]

My guy playing with the salary cap turned off

No. The one thing the failed RG deal did reveal is this: Now players and the fanbase are now all aware that the cowboys have money to spend since RG backed out the deal. we all saw they were prepare to give him a 5 year 70 million contract. That’s not a small or bargain contract, that’s a splash contract. Now they can’t go into negotiations speaking about the price of the pie or they’re funds are tied when we all now they had enough fund to give out a that type of dough to
One player. Now when they’re talking to Wagner or clowney, they can’t hide behind that cheap mentality because we all saw what they were prepared to pay RG. This was the best thing tho happened all day. None of use wanted RH back. It now we see the money they can dish out to somebody we do want. They can get a premium guard or center in free agency with that money now. Or a decent 3wr. Everything is out on the table now and they’re forced to be transparent

 

[El Bombi]

My guy playing with the salary cap turned off

What is the Aints salary cap situation?

 

[jay211]

What is the Aints salary cap situation?

Exactly! The Saints and Rams play with the salary capped turned off. Why can't we?

 

[BigE214]

Can't read a defense but lead the #1 offense in the league

Just gonna add you to my prayer at this point big dawg

 

[Surreal]

It needs to be said

Boyz won't be great and win rings again until they draft a 1st RD QB

They can try to plug all these players in all they want. It ain't happening. They need an elite QB. Don't come me with anomalies like Brady, Warner, Baby Hair, and Foles

We're just wasting talent, tryna get a 4th rd QB to play as an elite

 

[PortCityProphet]

What is the Aints salary cap situation?

We opening it up like virgin p*ssy, little by little

 

[El Bombi]

Teams are going to opening us up like virgin p*ssy, little by little this season

Real shyt

 

[duckbutta]

@ trusting Fraudscott over a guy that had an impact in 2 Super Bowls.

When the last time Fraudscott showed up in a high stake game.

Fraudscott is good at stat padding against below .500 teams.

Fraudscott ain't shyt against playoffs level teams.

over 400 yards and 3 touchdowns on the defending champs and got us the lead early but "aint shyt against" playoff level teams

Over 370 and 2 touchdowns against the raiders but "aint shyt" against playoff level teams

8 touchdown passes, 0 picks, and two 40 pieces against the eagles in 2 games but "aint shyt" against playoff level teams

So 4 games against teams that made the playoffs we got 13 touchdowns passes by Mr "aint shyt" against playoff level teams

Meanwhile let's check Zeke stats against the Bucs


11 rushes for 33 yards

against the raiders

9 rushes for 25 yards

against the cardinals

9 rushed for 16 yards

Dak "aint shyt" against playoffs teams but when our highest paid running back EVER had to play against 3 playoffs teams he had a grand total of 74 yards

I aint never seen a starting running back run for 74 yards across 3 whole games

Jonathan Taylor had multiple games where he had more rushing yards in a half than Zeke had in 3 games

You talking about Von not wanting to come to Dallas cause of Dak, he sure is shyt aint coming once he see these numbers by Zeke cause we can't ever just run the clock out and Von going to be on the field the whole damn 4th quarter after we give it to Zeke 3 times for 8 yards

We paying a nikka the MOST MONEY EVER FOR HIS POSITION to get 74 yards total against 3 playoff teams

And you in here talking about Dak

Zeke played 3 full games and aint even run the length of a football field and you talking about Dak

Lawd Jesus I knew this nikka was trash but gawd damn... 74 yards total against 3 playoff teams

I'm 100% positive if we wiped the CTE off Marion Barber brain he could do more than that right now

Josesph Randle can come straight off the yard out the pin and do more than this

And you talking about Dak

shyt if Dak aint showing up to a "high stakes game" then Zeke aint even in the Casino with this trash

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

No team is trading a 1st or 2nd round pick for a veteran Guard. OT is the most valuable position at O-Line and nobody was willing to trade a suitable enough pick for Collins ffs. You're in your 40's, which means you've been following the NFL longer than most of us, so how do you not understand this?

for an all pro guard they will. Especially a win now contender.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Can't read a defense but lead the #1 offense in the league

Dak like Ray Charles in the pocket. Can't see shyt but making magic