The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[93 til]

So you're response to what has deshaun accomplished more than dak is "dak played on better teams....? Says all I need to know.

Deshaun has played on teams good enough to get it done and he hasn't. That's what it all about right? And it's funny on one hand dak is playing with these loaded rosters, on the other hand yall turn around and say we have the worst front office in the league...doesn't add up, pick one.

Name one Texan team that was good enough to win anything. Make the playoffs yes, but win a championship? Hell no.

Want to talk about front offices? At least we draft well. Texans can't even do that on either side of the ball. Then on top of that traded his only weapon (Hopkins) and the franchise cornerstone (Watt). Both gone to Arizona for a bag of chips and you're wondering why the Texans can't win like it's his fault.

The year the Texans traded Hopkins, Deshaun still led the league in passing. On the flipside, we've seen glimpses of Dak without Coop and it's

There's a reason why Watson has already been to more Pro Bowls than Dak even tho he came in after. Meanwhile, doing so with a fraction of the talent surrounding him.

 

[Slimkid07]

Some of my friends and family don't even watch the Cowboys anymore.
Like me, they're born and raised in Dallas, bred to be diehard Cowboys fans. A couple left after Jimmy, a few during the Campo years, others during Garrett.
After this last playoff loss and this atrociously laughable offseason, I'm almost there.

This trade is horrendous... caused by Jerry and Co's loose lips and love for being in the media all the time.
The Brown's were probably the only team desperate and dumb enough to trade that "high" of a pick because of the ODB debacle and Landry threatening to leave.

Either two things are gonna happen this season because it feels like on those weird ones...
The Cowboys are going to do some miraculous shyt and end up in the NFC Championship/Super Bowl or they're going to have a bad season
that sees some drastic shyt (team is blown up, whole new staff, Jerry steps down after the side baby, etc.) No end betweens.

 

[Dwight Howard]

Name one Texan team that was good enough to win anything. Make the playoffs yes, but win a championship? Hell no.

Want to talk about front offices? At least we draft well. Texans can't even do that on either side of the ball. Then on top of that traded his only weapon (Hopkins) and the franchise cornerstone (Watt). Both gone to Arizona for a bag of chips and you're wondering why the Texans can't win like it's his fault.

The year the Texans traded Hopkins, Deshaun still led the league in passing. On the flipside, we've seen glimpses of Dak without Coop and it's

There's a reason why Watson has already been to more Pro Bowls than Dak even tho he came in after. Meanwhile, doing so with a fraction of the talent surrounding him.

All these excuses for Watson yet when the cowboys lose fans just point to the qb and ignore all the other factors in play. This fanbase is trash. If Dak get shyt on for losing in the playoffs don't give deshaun a pass and say "well his team..." that bullshyt and you know it. Keep it consistent.

 

[duckbutta]

Statistically the same player, but skillfully they’re on different levels. Watson can make those throws and decision that Dak can’t

Right. Which is why he is never thrown for more touchdown passes than Dak did this year. Because of all the throws he can make that Dak can't...

It's also why him and Dak have the exact same number of playoff wins. Cause of all that extra skill he has.

The only football difference between Dak and Watson is one of them got to throw jump balls to Hopkins and one of them had to look on the sideline to see if their number one receiver was even in the game.

Decisions . YOU TALKING ABOUT DESHAUN WATSON MAKING BETTER DESCIOINS THAT DAK PRESCOTT.

nikka missed a whole nfl season cause of his "decisions"

 

[who_better_than_me]

Right. Which is why he is never thrown for more touchdown passes than Dak did this year. Because of all the throws he can make that Dak can't...

It's also why him and Dak have the exact same number of playoff wins. Cause of all that extra skill he has.

The only football difference between Dak and Watson is one of them got to throw jump balls to Hopkins and one of them had to look on the sideline to see if their number one receiver was even in the game.

Decisions . YOU TALKING ABOUT DESHAUN WATSON MAKING BETTER DESCIOINS THAT DAK PRESCOTT.

nikka missed a whole nfl season cause of his "decisions"

Man, Dak be stat padding. Nigguh is the definition of empty calorie stats. You seen it this year when he broke Romos td record.

 

[Spade]

Man, Dak be stat padding. Nigguh is the definition of empty calorie stats. You seen it this year when he broke Romos td record.

and he needed an extra game to do it.

 

[93 til]

All these excuses for Watson yet when the cowboys lose fans just point to the qb and ignore all the other factors in play. This fanbase is trash. If Dak get shyt on for losing in the playoffs don't give deshaun a pass and say "well his team..." that bullshyt and you know it. Keep it consistent.

Dak is not a victim. There's been enough smoke for EVERYBODY.

We don't get on Zeke for being overpaid and falling off? Aren't there fans asking to start Pollard? Aren't there fans asking for his release?
We didn't get on Coop for not showing up on the road and mentally checking out at times?
We don't get on Gallup for not staying healthy?
We don't get on Ceedee for being inconsistent?
We don't get on Tyron for being in the best shape in the offseason but do a 180 in the regular season?
We don't get on Collins for constantly being hurt or suspended then being outplayed by Steele when he returned?
We don't get on both Conors and Biadasz for being straight trash?
We don't get on Shultz for ironically flipping the switch when it's time to get paid?
We don't get on Tank for taking the money and missing games?
We don't get on Gregory for getting suspended off the field and making boneheaded decisions on it?
Isn't LVE nickname around here Glass Neck and didn't we get on him when he fell off?
Wasn't Jaylon's nickname Drop Foot and didn't we get on him for being the Trent Richardson of linebackers?
We don't get on Brown whenever he gets burnt or causes a penalty?
We don't get on Diggs for matching every interception by giving up big plays?
We don't get on Greg for missing routine kicks early in games that end up costing us in the end?
We don't get on Mike McCarthy for being incompetent? Like we did Jason Garrett?
We don't get on Kellen Moore for being a wannabe Sean Mcvay?
We don't get on Stephen Jones for being clueless?
We don't get on Jerry for cursing the franchise when he fired Jimmy and not knowing how tf to put a team together?

The fanbase is frustrated and rightfully so. Every level from top to bottom, from offense, defense and special teams has caught flack. I have yet to see a fan solely put all the blame on Dak. Our problems go beyond Dak, but he isn't exactly blameless. He has to play better just like everyone else, but to say that the fans are placing all the blame on him is disingenuous and straight up false. shyt, Jerry gets more flack than anybody. The only one that's teflon around here is Micah.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Right. Which is why he is never thrown for more touchdown passes than Dak did this year. Because of all the throws he can make that Dak can't...

It's also why him and Dak have the exact same number of playoff wins. Cause of all that extra skill he has.

The only football difference between Dak and Watson is one of them got to throw jump balls to Hopkins and one of them had to look on the sideline to see if their number one receiver was even in the game.

Decisions . YOU TALKING ABOUT DESHAUN WATSON MAKING BETTER DESCIOINS THAT DAK PRESCOTT.

nikka missed a whole nfl season cause of his "decisions"

this mf Dak was stat-padding like a MF in week 18 against the Eagles backup’s backups to break Romo’s record

 

[BlueHeffner]

Dak stans are WOAT. Its weird that an average ass player at best, even has a stanbase.

Does Kirk Cousins have stans like this


MFs never actually discuss what Dak is actually good at in comparison to other QBs.

MFs always will point to his numbers as if his shortcomings arent shown on tape over and over and over again.

Its Amari’s fault, Kellen Moore’s fault, Joe Philbin’s fault, Jerry’s fault that this MF cant play his best against the best teams.

Im counting down the days until this nikka is gone. Yes everything wrong with this organization leads back to jerry, but Dak is right behind.

 

[duckbutta]

this mf Dak was stat-padding like a MF in week 18 against the Eagles backup’s backups to break Romo’s record

Was the defense stat padding when they were giving up 17 straight to backups

That game is the perfect example of the Dallas Cowboys and there fan base. People in this thread trying to say Dak is trash and Dak is overpaid and "the defense carries the team", then when the lights come on for real and its time to play for real the defense is letting Garderner fukking Minshew go up and down the field like he playing Madden on tutorial mode and Dak his to throw a games worth of touchdowns in the 1st half to keep these nikkas from embarrassing themselves

And wasn't Zeke all about playing this game so he could say he ran for over 1000 yards . THATS stat-padding.

People in here talking about Dak and the only QBs this team could get a stop against was Mike Glennon and Taylor Heinicke

 

[duckbutta]

Man, Dak be stat padding. Nigguh is the definition of empty calorie stats. You seen it this year when he broke Romos td record.

That's not the way I remember it. I remember how defense getting ran through, around, and over, by the Eagles backups, and Dak had to come pull these wack ass nikkas out the deep end of the pool, which he basically been doing since he got here. Except for that one year Drop Foot and Kitten Hunter somehow played at an All Pro level.

 

[duckbutta]

Dak stans are WOAT. Its weird that an average ass player at best, even has a stanbase.

Does Kirk Cousins have stans like this


MFs never actually discuss what Dak is actually good at in comparison to other QBs.

MFs always will point to his numbers as if his shortcomings arent shown on tape over and over and over again.

Its Amari’s fault, Kellen Moore’s fault, Joe Philbin’s fault, Jerry’s fault that this MF cant play his best against the best teams.

Im counting down the days until this nikka is gone. Yes everything wrong with this organization leads back to jerry, but Dak is right behind.

I'll be glad when he gone to so you guys can shut the fukk up talking about this dude. You legit can't have one page worth of conversations about the dallas cowboys without somebody jumping in to talk about Dak. You guys spend more time talking about Dak this season than you did talking about Romo his entire career and Romo is literally an NFL meme.

Actually I don't have to wait until Dak is gone. I just need to wait until Diggs and Parsons get paid so you guys can start the heel turn on them too

 

[BlueHeffner]

I'll be glad when he gone to so you guys can shut the fukk up talking about this dude. You legit can't have one page worth of conversations about the dallas cowboys without somebody jumping in to talk about Dak. You guys spend more time talking about Dak this season than you did talking about Romo his entire career and Romo is literally an NFL meme.

Actually I don't have to wait until Dak is gone. I just need to wait until Diggs and Parsons get paid so you guys can start the heel turn on them too

Nikka hes the mf Qb of the team


He makes the most money on the roster


He influences Wins and Losses more than anyone on the team


Why the fukk wouldnt we talk about him

 

[Codeine Bryant]

5-6

But we should be impressed with empty TDs against the Eagles and Slurs in meaningless regular season games

Fans of other teams and QBs brag about trophies and playoff wins

Dak stans brag about Week 13 passer rating


But we’re the irrational ones for not getting on our knees for this moron who can’t read a zone defense

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Oh look, we’re franchising Schultz and going to pay him 8 figures a year because he has a rapport with Dak

Oh look, we paid declining Zeke a billion dollars because he carried Dak and is his BFF

Oh look, we desperation traded a 1st for Cooper because Dak was garbage without him and then gave him elite WR money. Even after he got benched in the most important quarter of the year for being a checked out loser

Oh look, we spent a 1st on a WR when we already had two quality starters because Dak needs more help

Oh look, we gave 8 figures a year to a guy who went undrafted because of character issues and continues to have character issues in the league, because he’s Dak’s BFF



But it’s the defenses fault. It’s Zeke’s fault. It’s the popcorn vendor in section 107’s fault.


Jerry probably impregnated the side piece in 1996 because a young Dak told him that’s what he needed to throw for 4 TDs in Week 12