The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[Trill McClay]

Sup brehs. Between Big Mac Mike and Jason Garrett Jr fukking up the offense, the Joneses and their bullshyt offseason/cap conspiracies, and that mediocre scrub under center - I don't see this team winning more than 8 games with this schedule


With that being said... time to enjoy this combine and offseason fukkery that follows this team every year.

 

[dtownreppin214]

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Danny White or Dak? Who was/is the better QB?

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

If Dak is the same QB that NEEDS Coop den we fukked.

his game should have elevated by now and we got Ceedee. Pittsburg stay putting out WRs, Brady did it for the longest with average players, adams only in GB, only DHop in Houston. I’ve seen QBs get theirs with way less than what Dak have.

I’m not saying I want Coop gone but if Dak is going to regress without him then fucc it, rebuild with a new QB

Dak needs an elite offensive line. With a strong running game. He needs a system that's balanced.

That's the only way to keep defenses honest. When teams know they have to pass, they can scheme against him.


Dak also needs to be quicker with his reads, and SEE the reads. He left a lot of plays on the field. Cooper won't change that.

 

[who_better_than_me]

Danny White or Dak? Who was/is the better QB?

The one who could make the throws

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Danny White or Dak? Who was/is the better QB?

White only played 6 seasons. He had the luxury of taking over from Starbauch, inheriting a young Tony Dorsett, and a defense that was top 5 for the first 4 seasons.

 

[Trill McClay]

Here come more excuses...

 

[BlueHeffner]

Danny White or Dak? Who was/is the better QB?

Danny White and it isnt even close

 

[jay211]

We need to keep Cooper for Dak's sake. He's draws double coverage and opens up the offense. And we can can't afford to take a receiver early, because of all our other needs.

 

[R.U.L.E.]

c00nscott had surgery so I’m guessing the excuses are forthcoming

 

[who_better_than_me]

c00nscott had surgery so I’m guessing the excuses are forthcoming

losing Amari was already a sufficient excuse

 

[duckbutta]

Amari Cooper is trending on Twitter right now. Looks like Cowboys fans ain't happy that Amari & DeMarcus Lawrence might be cut/traded, but Zeke gets to come back.

They aint got no choice. nikka got the same dead money hit as a qb

Aint nobody trading for no running back who can't get 60 yards in half the games

And Zeke has NO REASON to restructure his deal again. He knows it's his last payday he need to get every fukking penny he can cause he might not even be in the league 3 years from now

It would cost the cowboys over 30 million to cut Zeke

 

[duckbutta]

Here come more excuses...

Anybody who saw him moving around could tell something was physically wrong with him

Now where Zeke surgery at? Didn't they say he was playing on one leg? When he getting that new leg surgery

 

[BlueHeffner]

Anybody who saw him moving around could tell something was physically wrong with him

Now where Zeke surgery at? Didn't they say he was playing on one leg? When he getting that new leg surgery

nikka get the fukk outta here with this BULLshyt

 

[smitty22]

Anybody who saw him moving around could tell something was physically wrong with him

Now where Zeke surgery at? Didn't they say he was playing on one leg? When he getting that new leg surgery

Dak was on the injury report? Or is that different