The Coli vs Reality
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Mantis Toboggan M.D.
Drink wolf cola
On the coli: Meet me and catch the fade
reality: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/abos...imself-proceed-carefully-homo-content.224857/
reality: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/abos...imself-proceed-carefully-homo-content.224857/
On the Coli: "I'm about to go to *insert expensive city here* for the weekend, any tips on what I should do?"
Reality: "I'm about to spend my weekend masturbating and pretending I visited this amazing city for the weekend, continuously posting on the Coli throughout to give *updates*"
Oh you thought we weren't paying attention
darius19
R.I.P. Kobe and Nip, that’s off the rip
Oh REALLY? You sure you telling the TRUTH?
The first way to know how p*ssy coli nikkas is? look how the "gems on how to deal with women thread got over 1000 pages nikkas dropping the gospel on women
But if you make a thread like "yo brehs what you doing for your women on valentines day?"
Yo brehs where you carry your girls on dates?
Yo brehs what you girl got you for your birthday?
And nikkas so inexperienced for 30 year old's all their advice sound like this
Coli member ..you me and my girl having problems
Coli virgin advice : cut all ties with her immediately breh do it now!
Yo my girl sneezed last night
Coli : delete her number delete her social media cut her off now!
Realest post on here....was thinking about this the other day
On Coli -
"Yo, ima 6 figure, 7 series, 5,000 sq ft home, model bytch, healthy eating, gym rat, GQ dressed, alpha male, who can play any sport possible and is completing my doctorate
IRL -
40,000 FUCCIN POSTS ON THE COLI
No shots fired or shade thrown but BREHS, let's say you been a member two years right?
Okay, that's roughly 1600 posts a month which is 400 a week which is 57 posts a DAY
57 posts a DAY BREHS
I'm sorry but I just don't and never will have that amount of free time in my life. Mark my words
Check out my post count in 2 years
Some of us actually DO have a wife and a child and a (good) job and friends and a social life
But proceed with the lies brehs Coli World is what it is
"Yo, ima 6 figure, 7 series, 5,000 sq ft home, model bytch, healthy eating, gym rat, GQ dressed, alpha male, who can play any sport possible and is completing my doctorate
IRL -
40,000 FUCCIN POSTS ON THE COLI
No shots fired or shade thrown but BREHS, let's say you been a member two years right?
Okay, that's roughly 1600 posts a month which is 400 a week which is 57 posts a DAY
57 posts a DAY BREHS
I'm sorry but I just don't and never will have that amount of free time in my life. Mark my words
Check out my post count in 2 years
Some of us actually DO have a wife and a child and a (good) job and friends and a social life
But proceed with the lies brehs Coli World is what it is
Piffiztheanswer
L'immortale
R.N.S.
on the coli: if you ain't stroking 8 1/2 inches your girl cheating
in reality: 5.5 the average
on the coli: I don even make eye contact with nothing less than an 8
in reality: " your 6 teeth sexy as hell girl, I'd lift that gut up and put that work in"
on the coli: 6 certs
in reality: 6 applications to Wendy's
on the coli: everyone is a c00n
in reality: nobody has called another person a c00n since the 50's
on the coli: "the black woman is a perfect earth goddess queen"
in reality: "bruh look at that musty black ass bytch"
on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW"
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend"
I don't give a fukk how nikkas feel bout it, I'm the big ravioli
facts
MouseTeeth
All Star
On the coli: NAS is the GOAT
Real life: Hova the GOD
Real life: Hova the GOD
Lol
how about brehs and brehettes that post from work though?
i know i am
Shoot, if you got it like that then that's wassup. Like I said, no hate. And you have only 11k posts coming up on 3 years. I can understand/reason with that
But I no lie saw a cat the other day who joined 6 months ago and had something like 18k posts
And a lot of ppl are like that on here. shyt just blows my mind. I've never spent that amount of time on anything in my life that wasn't dealing with my fam, work, or money
