The Coli vs Reality

[WhodatWhoadi]

on the coli: I don even make eye contact with nothing less than an 8
in reality: " your 6 teeth sexy as hell girl, I'd lift that gut up and put that work in "



on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend "

catch this rep playboi

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Coli breh: Slays tigers, bears, sliverback gorillas barehanded.

Reality berh: Too afraid to kill a spider

 

[Diondon]

 

[koala]

on the coli: say stuff youre not really like

in real life: youre different

 

[Easy-E]

on the coli: 6 certs
in reality: 6 applications to Wendy's, BK, McDonald's, Rally's/Checkers

Fixed. Diversify, breh.

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on the coli: everyone is a c00n
in reality: nobody has called another person a c00n since the 50's

How did we even start on here?

 

[Audemar]

Repped off the strength that I peeped it too. It could be any ol' random thing and you got cats talking like experts. Probably could even start a thread about boat ownership and have dudes come in talking like "yeah mine is down at the docks "

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

the living legend of this message board shyt @charmander

fukking dying at this thread.

 

[Tunez]

On The Coli: Banks and I are best friends

In Reality: Banks doesnt know me

 

[Remy Danton]

@charmander REPPED Breh

 

[Zero]

Coli:

Reality:


I don't do much

 

[CHILLL]

On the coli :Im a relationship expert i got the Gems on how to deal with women, ill show you how to understand women, i understand women, i understand marriage i understand divorce ill coach you on women.





















In reality :

 

[UserNameless]

On the coli :Im a relationship expert i got the Gems on how to deal with women, ill show you how to understand women, i understand women, i understand marriage i understand divorce ill coach you on women.





















In reality :

Folks droppin' subliminals on the low in here ...

 

[jackswstd]

I've called white people cacs but they don't know what it means so they like "oh that's cool"

 

[Roid Jones]

On the coli

in real life

 

[CHILLL]

On the coli : *Makes up story about how they were with a bytch on monday fukked a model on tuesday was overseas on friday



In reality : Was at home online whole day monday
Was posting from their house the entire day on tuesday
Was in a sports thread discussing the game while on their couch on friday