The Coli vs Reality

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

Still applies to today...we haven't progressed brehs

 

[Aphrodite]

The Coli:


Reality:

 

[Yo Mama]

coli: 6 certs, 6 figures

reality: 6 fifty year old white men ejaculating on your back while you fukking their busted nasty wife.

#chrisblife

Hollering.

 

[The BasedFather]

Most of you fakkits are downright depressed losers with nothing going on in your shytty lives. Fatherless too. Broke too.

You use TLR as an outlet for your shytty thoughts nobody gives a fukk about. You use dap/rep system as a substitute of achievements in real life. You live vicariously through other mens lives, have their pictures in your avis, and post gossip shyt that belongs to Cosmopolitan forum.

95% of your thoughts are negative. You take this forum really seriously, this is a big part of your life.

Cottdamit you pathetic as fukk.

 

[PS5 Pro]

Yup, I'm po mang. Used mattresses all up in my area son.
You walk into my house and blocking the front door is a babies mattress
Push past the baby mat, then walk thru the pile of junk til you reach my room
In my room? In MY ROOM

I got the finest mattresses ever thrown out 1 stain, no stain mattresses. I'm a mattress hoarder
My mattresses got mattresses bruh. I even got my finest pair of shoes a mattress

I stand by my original comment

 

[LevelUp]

#ClassicThread

 

[Yinny]

Aww, I missed this but still accurate

 

[2CT]

Holy shyt at this almost being 2 years old



Time fukking flies man

over 4 years now :freshjb:

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

The irony of this thread and op

 

[2CT]

this was my favorite thread from dude

 

[NoStressB]

Pouring one out for a coli legend

 

[Mr Rager]

I think about this shyt at work sometimes

Legendary Coli shyt

 

[Vice Queen]

 

[old pig]

on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend "

lmaooooooo

 

[Mr Rager]

on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend "

I think about this post on a weekly basis