The Coli vs Reality

[Raava]

You know you still love @Raye82

And @Fonsworth got @Raedawn07 @trilldealbaby and @Elle Driver


Y'all gon do just fine

I'm CLC, forever alone. I can't keep up with these lantionships.

 

[Arishok]

I'm CLC, forever alone. I can't keep up with these lantionships.

 

[Raava]

:outchea:

 

[iBrowse]

welp we had a good run @Fonsworth

I abandoned that sinking ship a long time ago

 

[iBrowse]

those queens used to be mine

then @Tony_Bromo took em from me


then @Fonsworth took em from him

now it's just me and @Gator Reloaded bumpin kid cudi and tellin each other we gonna find someone special

 

[Arishok]

I abandoned that sinking ship a long time ago

You'll come back each time you leave cuz darling Imma nightmare dressed like a daydream

 

[KravenMorehead™]

On the coli : say you partially own a 4,000 square foot mansion

Reality: you 29 still livin in your moms crib

On the coli :

In real life :

These subliminals ain't so subliminal

 

[Zero]

The Coli: I aint goin 3 days without sex from my girl

Reality:

 

[Supercoolmayo]

bump

 

[charmander]

powerful thread

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

on the coli: if you ain't stroking 8 1/2 inches your girl cheating
in reality: 5.5 the average






on the coli: I don even make eye contact with nothing less than an 8
in reality: " your 6 teeth sexy as hell girl, I'd lift that gut up and put that work in "









on the coli: 6 certs
in reality: 6 applications to Wendy's









on the coli: everyone is a c00n
in reality: nobody has called another person a c00n since the 50's









on the coli: "the black woman is a perfect earth goddess queen "
in reality: "bruh look at that musty black ass bytch "










on the coli: "fukk a fukkin cac, I'll kill a cracker RIGHT NOW "
in reality: "hey Walter how was your weekend "





I don't give a fukk how nikkas feel bout it, I'm the big ravioli

facts

classic thread

 

[NoMorePie]

TheColi: I'm about to go discreetly meet my side piece but my girl wont let me leave the house

Reality: I want to order a 4 piece but i already got enough food in the house

 

[2CT]

2017 bump

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Holy shyt at this almost being 2 years old



Time fukking flies man

 

[Ghanaian Armor]

thecoli: I'm a self-made boss from harlem no CAC educational credentials required

reality: Underemployed in ATL working freelance app dev ops 35k a year with an HBCU CS degree competing with CACs that graduated some random bootcamp getting the jump on me making double my salary entry level full time no whiteboard exam for them I guess I need more certs to match up