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I used to always see the Dr Squatch commercials during quarantine and they would have me cracking up. Always said I would buy some when I got in a better place financially. Guess it's time :ohhh:

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I used to always see the Dr Squatch commercials during quarantine and they would have me cracking up. Always said I would buy some when I got in a better place financially. Guess it's time :ohhh:
The soap doesn't only smell good but natural so not like chemicals and shyt. It's kind of a shock when you smell them cause it reminds you what actually soap should smell like.
 
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Buy himalayan rock sugar to exfoliate
your skin!!!!!

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I own over 200 bricks of Dr Squatch soap
and their deodorants are crack!!!!!

Have good cologne!!

Buy in your budget because expensive aint
always quality.
A lady friend that's a globe trotter send me
colognes and i'm shocked at this Afnan
line of scents!

( I Heaven ) smells just like my Silver mountain water
and last 18 plus hours on clothes!
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(incense) is a dope ass smell man!!!!
I'm waiting on a bottle called ( not only intense )
that she swear is a better scent that last hours
longer that aventus.

Buy a grooming kit with tweezers,
nail clippers etc.

Always have Polo Socks,
Draws and sleep tees.

Buy tea tree wash and oil for your body and feet.






Bro, how did you get all those different soaps? I'm on the website right now, and I only see like 2 of them in your picture.
 
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Bro, how did you get all those different soaps? I'm on the website right now, and I only see like 2 of them in your picture.
They drop exclusive batches
like every one or 2 months.
My scratch and sniffs buy alot
of soap to keep at their cribs for me.
Right not it's an Avengers pack out.
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Buy himalayan rock sugar to exfoliate
your skin!!!!!

fYGPQSK.jpg

I own over 200 bricks of Dr Squatch soap
and their deodorants are crack!!!!!

Have good cologne!!

Buy in your budget because expensive aint
always quality.
A lady friend that's a globe trotter send me
colognes and i'm shocked at this Afnan
line of scents!

( I Heaven ) smells just like my Silver mountain water
and last 18 plus hours on clothes!
72TRcys.jpg

(incense) is a dope ass smell man!!!!
I'm waiting on a bottle called ( not only intense )
that she swear is a better scent that last hours
longer that aventus.

Buy a grooming kit with tweezers,
nail clippers etc.

Always have Polo Socks,
Draws and sleep tees.

Buy tea tree wash and oil for your body and feet.
I'll add:

Buy a pair of these to scub in the shower...

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Breh I just Ordered these!!!!
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:ehh: they're not bad...

I've tried them before, but they waste a lot of soap. They're good if you are using cheap soap that doesn't lather up too much.

I prefer the gloves because all I have to do is touch the bar, then rub my hands together and get crazy lather. I buy hand-made soap from a client who sells to me at $8/bar - which is the discounted price, so I try to make it last.
 
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:ehh: they're not bad...

I've tried them before, but they waste a lot of soap. They're good if you are using cheap soap that doesn't lather up too much.

I prefer the gloves because all I have to do is touch the bar, then rub my hands together and get crazy lather. I buy hand-made soap from a client who sells to me at $8/bar - which is the discounted price, so I try to make it last.
damit man......I already ordered them.
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Hello Mr. Piss.

I've been in a relationship with a Dominicana with BOMB p*ssy and BOMB head game. I'd wife, but what has emerged this week is 1) her 11-year old son is a bullshyt brat and 2) her anxiety is on another level. If I fall asleep for a couple hours and miss her texts, I wake up to more texts like, "what's wrong? You never ignore me for more than six hours. Tell me if you hate me and we'll just be over. Unless you're not okay? Call me if you're in danger."

Am I really in danger?
 
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Hello Mr. Piss.

I've been in a relationship with a Dominicana with BOMB p*ssy and BOMB head game. I'd wife, but what has emerged this week is 1) her 11-year old son is a bullshyt brat and 2) her anxiety is on another level. If I fall asleep for a couple hours and miss her texts, I wake up to more texts like, "what's wrong? You never ignore me for more than six hours. Tell me if you hate me and we'll just be over. Unless you're not okay? Call me if you're in danger."

Am I really in danger?

Heres what you do.
Go over and curb sex and head from her.
She's gonna be thrown off and ask what's up.
Tell her that you want to take things further.
Let her know that her anxiety gives you anxiety.
If youre important to her she's gonna adjust that.
As far as her kid let her know that woman
you marry is gonna have full control over the kids.
that gives her hope in you marrying her
and make her check her kid on the spot
around you to show you that you matter
without feeling insulted about her lack of parenting.
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